Ace Attorney Quotes

A blog dedicated to the amazing, wonderful, and often hilarious quotes and dialogue featured in the Ace Attorney games. Will contain spoilers. Feel free to submit quotes!

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Oldbag: If he's not the one what did it, I don't know who is!

Phoenix: Maybe... it was you?

Oldbag: Gyah hah ha hah! Good one, sonny.

Phoenix: (She thinks I was joking.)

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Gumshoe: Wow! I am so jealous, sir! I wanna ride in First Class sometime!

Edgeworth: (Right... When pigs fly and I own my own private jet...)

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Gumshoe: This year, I finally won an air conditioner!

Maya: What!? You didn’t have an air conditioner? Did you ride your triceratops to work too?

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Phoenix: (...Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess.)

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Ema: This must be the victim's blood, right?

Phoenix: Either that, or Edgeworth cut himself peeling an apple. What's Edgeworth doing with a knife like this anyway?

Ema: Hey! Maybe he spends his weekends roughing it in the wild!

Phoenix: Edgeworth? In the wild? I think my fruit-peeling theory is more likely.

Ema: Are you kidding? I always pictured him as an outdoorsman!

Phoenix: (Now there's a scary thought...)

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Maya: Hey, look at this Parisian-style coat! It’s so chic!

Phoenix: (Looks more like a pimp coat to me… Guess I haven’t got an eye for fashion.)

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Godot: "Humans are fragile, fickle beings; our hearts changing with the shifting of the tides…"

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Phoenix: Mia's desk. I sit here even less now that I've stopped taking cases.

Ema: Uh oh! I have a math test coming up next week! I'd better study! I'm borrowing this desk, okay?

Ema: 1 + 1 = 2, 1 + 2 = 3, 1 + 3 = 4

Phoenix: (If that's what they're teaching in high school math, we're in serious trouble.)

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Phoenix: I knew it… There’s no such thing as a “miracle” in this world, it there? Mia: I think you’re wrong. I think they do exist. But you have to make that “miracle” happen.

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Franziska: You expect me to whip a dead man? …Well, I’m not interested.

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Edgeworth: Enjoy your energy while you can. Humans don't live forever... Neither do lawyers.

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Woods: I brought you a little snack, Thena... Just a little something from my garden.

Athena: Hey, thanks! So, um... is this an orange or a tangerine?

Woods: It's an orange! My grandma says... that orange is the color of strength and endurance.

Athena: Oh, I get it! Strength for the trial, right? (Junie... You're always so good to me.)

Athena: (Geez, look at me! Standing here clutchin' an orange to my chest with tears in my eyes...)

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Meekins: Down on the hands! Floor on your head! Now now now!

Phoenix: Wh-Wh-What’s the big deal!? My ears…!

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Mia: I thought seriously about going home about three times during the trial.

Phoenix: M-me too!

Will: Really?

Will: You both seemed so... so confident!

Phoenix: Hah! Maybe I should take up a career in acting?

Phoenix: I was ready to pronounce you dead about three times back there.

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Andrews: That “thing” is the Kurain Shichishito. It’s a ceremonial sword.

Andrews: It’s not a real weapon, so the blade isn’t sharp.

Maya: …Aww, phooey. I wanted to cut something!

Phoenix: Why are you eyeing me for!?

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Edgeworth: Chief Prosecutor Lana Skye has committed an unpardonable crime. Not only this, but she was rash enough to commit it in the Prosecutor's Office lot!

Ema: Wow... He's much more forceful in person.

Ema: I suddenly feel like confessing to everything!

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*Examine flowers*

Edgeworth: I suspect they were brought here from some distant foreign country. I don't know these flowers' names.

Gumshoe: Mmm... I like plum and cherry blossoms, myself.

Gumshoe: Whenever plum blossoms bloom, I know it's the time of the year for farewell parties.

Gumshoe: And when cherry blossoms bloom, it's the time of year for welcoming parties.

Edgeworth: ...Let me guess. You only care about the food, right?

Gumshoe: P-Please don't think so lowly of me!