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Virgo, existential train wreck, gold medal family disappointment since '98

[phoenixxxvenom]

If your meds say “do not mix with alcohol” you just know your in for a fucking good time

[catchymemes]

[clownboybebop]

having a dick would be cool because when it got hard I could lay down on my back and nap while my dick stood watch like a meerkat. in case of scary matters

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[gahdamnpunk]

Sharks will now help us EAT THE RICH

[opossumgrl]

i really am an animal exhibiting behaviors

[troll-star]

*speaks only in half sentences and leaves the rest to telepathy*

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruwukittenme]

The corona virus started from people buying gamergirl bath water

[nikoni]

[bisexualwario]

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence

[catchymemes]

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

fellas are diss tracks gay

[ben-lyintous]

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

[driflloon]

jelly fish are gonna out-exist us because they don’t know things and they don’t pretend to that’s how it should be

[poison-nova]

[sweetdreamsarepoison]