Spooky Dooky

I don’t know why but I always be looking like this 0_o 👻: Markus-y Insta | Nudes

[cumbacon]

Hold on, I need to put my gaming jockstrap on

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[holefoodsmarket]

my dream is to be as hot and insufferable as possible

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

Half way there!

[holefoodsmarket]

[glowcowboy]

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

[charlesoberonn]

The three bears arguing about politics around the dinner table.

[loganondorf]

you guys like me because im funny right

[solarsyrup]

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

[heptacon-deactivated20260507]

waittt im literally just some gay guy

[chandlermead]

[sufjansjoy]

"i know a spot" fingers ur prostate

[2-gay-2-furious]

[holefoodsmarket]

my dream is to be as hot and insufferable as possible

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

Half way there!

[holefoodsmarket]

[actionpackedjackson]

[30-minute-memes]

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[cumbacon]

Sending this to my landlord to ask for a new mirror

[hypnosc]

Be brave, send me the porn you want me to recreate with you. 😌

[aflo]

people named Anton when they meet Jack Antonoff: