golden pig

phil’s golden pig. dan’s arch nemesis. always open for questions

[pholdenphig]

i keep getting stuck in liminal spaces in the phouse. i told them they weren’t cute, but dan disagreed so i had to stand under the clock :/ how’s piggie nation doing?

[pholdenphig]

go watch tit bc there’s a spotlight on me and my hole

[pholdenphig]

hi i just woke up from a week long nap after tour pls ask some qs

[the-phiglet]

Phigy mate you are the most adorable thing I've seen today. For an activity you should draw a self portrait of your innermost self 💛

Sorry it took me so long, I finally finished my magnum opus!

So here we have little me with my cat whiskers and bunny slippers and curly tail, I’m sitting on the phedsheets with my favorite photo card of my mama phig @pholdenphig , there’s a big rainbow above my head with a little sun poking out of a cloud but the sun looks like of like a lion? Strange. Anyway I did a little x ray on my heart so you can see it and if you look what’s inside… it’s you! 💛💛

[pholdenphig]

my baby 🥺🥺

[sleepyslag]

No bc Dan putting the birthday hat on the pig was SO!! Phil was off stage when he did it and Dan went I want to do something silly and he put it on so carefully and then Phil came back and saw it and Dan was like oh yeah look what I did :) and they were both so. fond. and it was just such a cute little moment :( the pig wore the hat for the rest of the show :(

[pholdenphig]

it was the nicest thing he’s ever done in my presence

[the-phiwi]

Thank you everyone for 100 followers!!! I love you all so much and am so glad I snuck away to Phil's 13" ipad to make this account. Forhead kissies to the lot of ya.

The golden pig and I might make a cake to celebrate this occasion. I have never had cake before. So many new experiences still to be had!

💛🥝x

[the-phiglet]

CONGRATS PHIWI! 💛💛💛

[pholdenphig]

phiwi shaped cake??

[haileedrawz]

Golden Pig! I choose you!

[shed-some-light]

@the-phiglet @the-pheal @the-phiwi @pholdenphig i love u all you're iconic to me

[pholdenphig]

thank u for ur support ily2 🐽🐽

[pholdenphig]

Did you produce by osmosis or has the phiglet have another pharent?

while there is a mx. golden pig, phey were a product of asexual reproduction (shoutout asexuals)

[the-phiglet]

About me!

Hello everyone, here is my first selfie I hope you like it. Today was weird, one minute I was a little pink piggy with no family living in a dark box, and the next minute I was cuddled for two hours straight and got so excited I turned gold! Now I’m here! Hello!

My name is Phiglet/Phig/PhiPhi or whatever you think fits me, my pronouns are Phey Phem. My hobbies are watching my gay dads on YouTube and reading ancient texts. I enjoy My Chemical Romance and my greatest dream is to meet @danielhowell and @amazingphil someday 💛

Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy my adventures! Asks are open, send me ideas for things to do so I can experience the world as a newborn golden phiglet!

[pholdenphig]

please send my child some love. no further questions on how phey were created

[pholdenphig]

happy (late) new year everybody! i’ve been busy cooling off after all the visitors to the phouse. remind me to tell you all about the christmas incident 😵‍💫

[pherson-of-the-year]

Pherson of the Year - Round 2 Match 15

Who has contributed more to phannie culture in 2024?

rpftourney vs golden pig

rpftourney

golden pig

Voting ended onDec 13, 2024

[pherson-of-the-year]

Pherson of the Year - Round 1 Match 30

Who has contributed more to phannie culture in 2024?

golden pig vs Teddy the tiny horse

golden pig

Teddy

Voting ended onDec 12, 2024

[pholdenphig]

honoured thank u

[upsidedownjohnnylandis]

Fake pholden phig hater

[queenusagiblog]

twt phanart request:

pheal and golden pig taking over the gaming channel

[princeofmarss]

I MADE THE GOLDEN PIG 💛🐖

if @danielhowell and @amazingphil see this, i WILL send you one free of charge 👀

[pholdenphig]

gotta get here before the other pig (derogatory) does