[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[heroofthreefaces]

you say that like they’re mutually exclusive 

[silverhawk]

my cat is rly mean to my sister so my family is having an intervention w my cat to ask her to stop swatting my sister

[silverhawk]

the intervention didnt work.

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[phonea]

Hey so I haven’t been on in a long time but look I had a baby

[catsbeaversandducks]

[twitterlols]

[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s so broke

[charlixcxfan420]

im not even gonna ask who bc i already know its me

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[kirschade]

[madonees]

Disgusting. please act like a human

[madonees]

[scarecrow-hero]

You’ve heard of

now introducing

[blooddropmoon]

we can go lower

[papa-lank-and-the-dank-memers-d]

[dominickwhelton-deactivated2024]