you want my happiness, but on your terms @purplelucerne - Tumblr Blog

yo i havent been on tumblr for months lmao anything i need to be caught up on?

I know this is like extremely depressing lol but when I look at people I would consider dating/marrying, 1 of the “litmus tests” I have for myself is the answer to this question: “if this marriage were to fall apart, could I see myself coparenting successfully with this person?”

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There’s some people who are very petty and this is my first thought, just genuinely “if I married this person and we ended up divorcing, could I trust this person to provide our kids with a positive environment on their own/with a new partner, can I trust this person to raise these kids without trying to retailiate against me, could this person be trusted to watch out for the best interests of our children even if it included something he didn’t want to do” & let me tell u… so many people become unattractive when u get the answers to those questions

parasocialanxiety

#this is good advice even if you don’t intend to have kids

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jollyjoules

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

jumpingjacktrash

this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur

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andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes

today i spent a good 45 minutes looking at food service memes on instagram

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#im getting flash backs

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Me anytime I see Moomin or Snufkin despite not watching or reading anything about it:

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Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

You know how sometimes things line up? Coincidences. Since we’ve been up here they’ve been happening more and more. It’s like there’s this black cloud hanging over us.

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ouchie ow

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@ everyone whos like “gomez is so ugly now what did they do to him” or “why is he fat now” or “this is such a waste of oscar isaac why couldnt he stay handsome”

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barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

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ok so like “the secret life of x” movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret… they don’t really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:

There’s no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when it’s something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they aren’t too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isn’t said

They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)

They have some specific reason to hide that they’re alive, like they die if they’re seen (like in the christmas toy)

They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans can’t understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever.

and the last one is what most animal movies do, and it’s like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.

but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they can’t for unstated reasons.

in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a “cow” or a “coyote” or a “hen” do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesn’t understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.

and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because he’s vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as they’re taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when they’re tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.

anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled it’s name

inkthecryptid

This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”

tofu-pofu

Hey if you’re an undocumented immigrant (or otherwise fearing deportation) in the St. Louis area, Eliot Unitarian Chapel has recently voted to become a sanctuary for people fleeing deportation/ICE. This means that if you stay at Eliot, YOU WILL NOT BE DEPORTED AS LONG AS YOU ARE THERE, and we are prepared to allow you to stay indefinitely.

We are located at Taylor and Argonne in Kirkwood, Missouri. We are a welcoming congregation, and although I hope you will never have to seek sanctuary with us, our doors are always open.

Please spread this post if you can! It could save a life!

(Also translating this post into other languages would be a huge help, thank you!)

galvanismistheconcept

lo siento si mi traducción no es completamente correcto, pero si usted es un inmigrante indocumentado/sin papeles y está en la area de st. louis, eliot unitarian chapel en kirkwood (100 s taylor ave) la capilla ha elegido por ser una sanctuaria para personas quien huya de deportación o ice. si se queda en eliot, no se va a ser deportido por el tiempo cuando se está allí. la capilla es preparada para permitir personas que quedarse por cualquier periodo de tiempo necesario.

ellos están a 100 s taylor ave, a la esquina de taylor y argonne, en kirkwood, missouri. están un congregación hospitalaria y, aunque esperan que usted nunca necesita que usar eliot como una sanctuaria, sus puertas son siempre abiertas.

¡por favor se extenda esta información y ayude salvar vidas!