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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
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@cowboyadjacent
Azune: Terrified he can't keep up with the lies upon lies any more, having a full-on panic attack, desperately needing someone to tell him he doesn't need to walk into the lion's den any more and he doesn't need to keep lying.
Also Azune: Walks into the lion's den, gets a promotion, a weapon, a level-up, possibly a new family (enforced), and even more to have to lie about.
French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her
This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.
May her memory be a blessing
the thing about shane hollander is taht he's my little gu[remembers he's huge] hes my Big Guy
ssssick burn on Paul Refereeno
The European Union already forced Apple to abandon its proprietary charging port and adopt USB-C across its entire iPhone lineup. It just did something bigger. A new EU mandate requires every smartphone sold in Europe including Apple devices to feature a battery that can be replaced by the user without specialist tools, without voiding a warranty, and without sending the device to a manufacturer approved service center. Batteries must maintain a minimum capacity threshold after a set number of charge cycles and replacement parts must remain available for up to ten years after a model goes on sale.
The consumer electronics industry built its current business model around batteries that degrade, cannot be replaced at home, and create a natural upgrade cycle every two to three years. The EU just legislated that model out of existence in the world's largest regulatory market.
Apple, Samsung, and every other manufacturer now faces a choice between redesigning their devices for the European market or accepting that their current hardware architecture is no longer legally sellable there.
Given that no company walks away from European consumers voluntarily the phones are going to change and once they change for Europe the rest of the world will ask why theirs still do not.
10 year old shane hollander at a m&g with the scott hunter. rookie of the year and 1st round draft pick. the photo is signed and he’s holding hunters jersey posing next to him 😃👍🏻
15 years later ilya rozanov gets ahold of this photo and somewhere in new york scott hunter feels an imbalance in the universe. like the tectonic plates have moved. there’s a tsunami coming and he can’t stop it
i think one of the best parts of azulien and possibly its second biggest selling point to me (the first being the fact that they're direct narrative foils and have the capacity to be slightly off-kilter narrative parallels to thjazi and aranessa) is how insanely funny thjazi would find that shit
sorry new funniest azulien selling point just dropped: it would piss maya davinos off SO BAD. julien you have the opportunity to do the bitchiest thing on the planet
on second thought do not let julien and azune in the same room unsupervised he's going to take him on a sundered houses killing spree
reminiscing of yonder fellow...........
julien trusting azune to confirm that hal’s home is safe. not thaisha who he just spent weeks traveling with, or hal himself. azune.
daughter (non-practicing)
sister (deadbeat)
You did it! You got the first real apology!
yayyyy
dnd tomorrow 🫡
fey thing and vampire grandpa walk into a tavern
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable
[Cliff Marleau voice] Yeah I mean none of us were really surprised that Rozy is bisexual. He takes off his shirt the girl way. Kind of hot, to be honest. Wait this is off the record right.
