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Emptiness is horniness

And loneliness is horniness

And cleanliness is horniness

And God is horny just like me

Got compared to Tom Holland tonight and I gotta say it felt good to hear

delighting my neighbors with my new Amyl & the Sniffers cd

extremely funny way to end months of astroturfed culture war nonsense

Guy clapped during the amc stubs commercial before the movie

Americans just can’t help themselves

I hate succumbing to nostalgia for capitalist shenanigans but those Borders bookstores with multiple floors were awesome

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

"I love motley crue, they never cease to disappoint me"

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

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