PhonyHorse

Edward, 30s, bi, Chicago, he/they

[phonyhorse]

[dogpuppy]

[bodyofdeath]

[phonyhorse]

[phonyhorse]

Emptiness is horniness

And loneliness is horniness

And cleanliness is horniness

And God is horny just like me

[phonyhorse]

Got compared to Tom Holland tonight and I gotta say it felt good to hear

[melonwah]

[digitalvampyr]

[phonyhorse]

delighting my neighbors with my new Amyl & the Sniffers cd

[peteneems]

[maja-paja]

[phonyhorse]

extremely funny way to end months of astroturfed culture war nonsense

[phonyhorse]

Guy clapped during the amc stubs commercial before the movie

Americans just can’t help themselves

[phonyhorse]

I hate succumbing to nostalgia for capitalist shenanigans but those Borders bookstores with multiple floors were awesome

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

[phonyhorse]

"I love motley crue, they never cease to disappoint me"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso