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Curling up like a dead spider in front of the hoes
there's so many more
i want autism mommies to mean hot autistic milfs and not what it actually means
Honestly people should stop seeing autistic people as high/low functioning and start thinking about it like Pokemon stats.
For instance, I have a low stamina stat. Need to bring my headphones everywhere because loud noise really wears me down. However, there are some stats I’m quite high in. I can eat most foods without sensory issues, and I think I can small talk quite well even if I don’t care to.
There is no such thing as the strongest (or most neurotypical) pokemon! It depends a lot on type matchups, movesets, playstyles. A Pokemon most people would think of as strong, like a Charizard, might struggle when faced with a rock type. So! Give yourself an item or teach yourself a new move.
Pokemon was created by an autistic person, so this makes perfect sense.
More than one person who knew me and my spouse way back has assumed that they divorced their shitty husband to marry a much cooler trans woman.
Then Ren will mention how long we've been married for and they look at me like
@renthony We need to concoct an elaborate fiction about how your husband died in a mysterious accident and definitely wasn't poisoned but fortunately I was there to comfort you through your terrible, definitely not affected grief.
You're gonna have to wear one of those frilly robes with feathery cuffs and collar, Natalie
And smoke, with the longest possible cigarette holder.
Oh, that was always the plan
me and my buddies are gaslighting each other as a form of experimental narrative fiction that interrogates traditional notions of audience
im fucking CRYING at this tiktok
not even God can predict this ending
shame that tumblr is the site of all sites that has some of the best organization and customization features of any social media platform but is run by sniveling little jkr ass kissers who will ban you just because they don't like you
wereralph and normalhoroscopes both getting their accounts deleted without warning while both being the constant target of terfs also is a hell of a red flag. they STILL won't ban nazis.
“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me
I disagree!
you know what has to happen now
this feels like what my parents did, and let me tell you, they’re neither of them happy with my rulings
spells that should be available at the discount spell shop:
water walking: the nearest bucket grows legs
summon skeleton: it’s inanimate. just some bones
shock: the spellbook is just full of dirty jokes
detect life: detects bacteria
shadow shape: your shadow takes on an interesting new shape
divine intervention: the nearest bush catches fire
mark: summons a guy called mark
Frostbite: Puts tooth marks in the nearest piece of frost.
Fireball: Fires a beach ball at the enemy.
Transmute Metal: Turns one death metal CD into a power metal CD, or vice versa.
Master Spark: Your magic teacher gets a mild electric shock.
Greater Turn Undead: Makes undead in a five metre radius rotate slowly.
Conjure Scamp: Summons a little girl with a catapult and several tomatoes.
Afflatus Solace: Consoles your afflatus when it’s feeling down.
how dare u 😂
A miracle
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.
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