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katranada

verdantry

Curling up like a dead spider in front of the hoes

crazy-brazilian

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KING

ruimtetijd

there's so many more

ruinedchildhood

mrspider-deactivated20221213

i want autism mommies to mean hot autistic milfs and not what it actually means

catgirl-catboy

Honestly people should stop seeing autistic people as high/low functioning and start thinking about it like Pokemon stats.

For instance, I have a low stamina stat. Need to bring my headphones everywhere because loud noise really wears me down. However, there are some stats I’m quite high in. I can eat most foods without sensory issues, and I think I can small talk quite well even if I don’t care to.

There is no such thing as the strongest (or most neurotypical) pokemon! It depends a lot on type matchups, movesets, playstyles. A Pokemon most people would think of as strong, like a Charizard, might struggle when faced with a rock type. So! Give yourself an item or teach yourself a new move.

theconcealedweapon

Pokemon was created by an autistic person, so this makes perfect sense.

natalieironside

More than one person who knew me and my spouse way back has assumed that they divorced their shitty husband to marry a much cooler trans woman.

Then Ren will mention how long we've been married for and they look at me like

natalieironside

@renthony We need to concoct an elaborate fiction about how your husband died in a mysterious accident and definitely wasn't poisoned but fortunately I was there to comfort you through your terrible, definitely not affected grief.

kipplekipple

You're gonna have to wear one of those frilly robes with feathery cuffs and collar, Natalie

kipplekipple

And smoke, with the longest possible cigarette holder.

natalieironside

Oh, that was always the plan

99dentay

reallyreallyreallytrying

me and my buddies are gaslighting each other as a form of experimental narrative fiction that interrogates traditional notions of audience

shadowtriad

im fucking CRYING at this tiktok

pettycentral

homoslovenc

not even God can predict this ending

assdevourer

shame that tumblr is the site of all sites that has some of the best organization and customization features of any social media platform but is run by sniveling little jkr ass kissers who will ban you just because they don't like you

wereralph and normalhoroscopes both getting their accounts deleted without warning while both being the constant target of terfs also is a hell of a red flag. they STILL won't ban nazis.