Photoshop your dreams @photoshopyourdreams - Tumblr Blog

‘I was in a stationary shop and I was desperately looking for a pack of A3 90g white paper. And a black felt pen. I was going through the whole shop and I was very stressed as it was closing at 7:00 pm and it was 6:55 p.m.’ Jonathan

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“I dreamt that my alarm had the "Il était une fois la vie" theme as a song. It was singing over and over "La vie, la vie, la vie, la vie”. Small blood drops were running toward me in the air, while I was still in bed.” Eve

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‘I was in a supermarket approaching the checkout with my basket when I saw Ted Cruz talking to some people in the supermarket. I was immediately disgusted to see Ted Cruz but even more disgusted when I heard him say "I mean, a woman is really only a woman when she has a baby" and the people around him (all old) were nodding and agreeing with him. In a moment of feminist rage I lifted up my tshirt and showed my boobs.’ Alice

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‘The world was in an apocalypse state and the whole world population was brought to thirteen spaceships into outer space. The problem had something to do with gravity and our planet was spinning in the wrong direction.

Then Beyoncé looked at it and figured how to fix it. She just pushed the earth into the other direction and resolved the apocalypse.

After everyone could go back, we realized that the whole internet was erased and we had to start it again. I remember going on to YouTube to watch Rihanna's work work video. It had only 16 views.’ Natkanat

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‘The blonde haired (male) dog of my parents gave birth to approx. 15, tiny dark haired puppies, caught in 3cm diameter big plastic bubbles. One of them was dead because the bubble got squeezed. Instead of being sad about the dead puppy I was merrily annoyed with my niece who let our dog climb a two stories high stairs to go to the swimming pool instead of letting our dog rest for a while.‘ Veerle

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‘I tried to go to a party but there was a height restriction.’ Josie

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Photoshop your dreams won the Tumblr Blog of the Year at the Shorty Awards! One year ago I woke up after having an amazing dream where I was chased by flying octupus in a field on fire. As I could not find exactly the right words to explain it to my friends, I simply decided to make a collage to illustrate it and shared it with my friends online. This is how started my project. My friends liked the idea and started to send me their own dreams. Today, I received more than a thousand dreams from all over the world. This is so much fun to read all those dreams. Please don’t stop! Dreams are so precious. Thank you all for your support! Thank you for sharing your dreams or simply enjoying reading them! Sweet dreams, Margaux

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‘I dreamt I was in my art studio in the mountains and I was painting tropical forests. Through the bay window, I could see the snowy mountain and the iced lake. Hordes of women from 80’s sitcoms were throwing themselves into it.’ Pascale

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‘I dreamt that I became one of the cool kids at school but then some rad dolphins appeared and one of the teachers burnt the school.‘ Anonymous

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‘I was on my way to a Berlinale screening with my girlfriend when she received a call from her mum saying her water turtle just passed away. I had to comfort her and we did not go to the Berlinale. I was slightly annoyed.’ Margaux

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The Shorty Awards honor the best content creators and producers on social media: Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat, Vine and the rest of the digital world.

Dear Tumblr friends, I am really excited to announce that Photoshop your dreams was selected as a nominee in the Shorty Awards for the TUMBLR OF THE YEAR. You can vote daily from now til Feb 18th! http://shortyawards.com/8th/photoshop-your-dreams MERCI MERCI MERCI MERCI FOR YOUR SUPPORT and SWEET DREAMS!

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‘I found myself in a zombie apocalypse, we hijacked a pickup truck which had a mounted machine gun in the back and decided to go to Switzerland to find a cure. At some point, I couldn't reload my shotgun fast enough and decided that I should throw Nespresso capsules on the Zombies. We made our way to Switzerland and discovered that a Windows update turned people into zombies.’ Matthieu

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‘I dreamt of a cat almost being eaten by a mutant plant. I beat it to death with a light saber.’ Anonymous

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‘Donald Trump was giving a speech and then his fingers exploded and turned into candy canes while the crowd sang the Chinese national anthem.’ shingekinosherlock

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