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Hello danandphilgames winners

#phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #danandphilgames #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phandom #rpf tourney

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

satusepiida

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

coyotegestalt

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept.

blackwoolncrown

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

sailermoon

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

hyperfixation-trash

remember not only was phil dan’s first boyfriend, he was nice

contemptible-scoundrel

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

loveridden1999

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

loveridden1999

i think abt this a lot

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"