Phoxymoronic because someone's got to be

Very new here but working with it :P (That's a lie I've been a ghostie on here for a few years now) !I do not consent to any of my work being used with AI!

[phoxymoron]

Hiiiiii Tumblr

I'm Phoxymoron, or Bee :)

I will be making a proper pinned post at some point, but can't really be bothered right now!!

This is the only place I'll be posting any of my art for the moment!

Hope you all enjoy my daft doodles :D

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[enki2]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[holdoncallfailed]

parallels: this picture of two cats / the kiss by constantin brâncuși 

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mira-mira-0n-the-wall]

[newporters]

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[catasters]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[someoneq]

video description: black cat in an empty bathtub, person holding lucozade bottle full of water, cat is staring at the bottle. person starts squirting water into the bath, moving it around like a laser pointer, and cat chases the spray of water, sounds of frantic cat paws hitting bathtub. person stops squirting water to let air back into the bottle, cat stops running and stares at bottle again. person goes back to spraying water and cat chases it, sounds of cat paws against bathtub and also water spraying onto water. video cuts off in the middle of chasing. /end vd

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[gingik]

[ring2002]

i wear my heart on my blog

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household