Competitively Priced Patio Furniture

[destroymylife]

[killdozer-did-nothing-wrong]

[theweirdwideweb]

[erwiiiin]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[joshpeck]

i know we say this about a lot of things but there is no way this video isn’t cursed

[idodia]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

[clownsuggest]

have some compassion!!!!!!!! And EAT A MANGO!!!!!!!!! thats it!!!!!!!

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck

[garden--ghoul]

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[notallmensheviks]

[sloppystyle]

[mataburt]

SWEEP THE LEG!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[sadhoc]

*thinks about my trauma* i come with lore

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

happy 4/20 let;s appreciate this classic