Listen, I maintain that climbing up ladders shouldn't move the Masquerade meter because it's literally a ladder, that's what ladders are for, mortal humans climb ladders all the time--
However.
It's so inherently funny that Phyre sets off the Masquerade meter by climbing ladders.
Like.
How bad can they possibly be doing it? How weird are they climbing that ladder?!
How fucking weird is this 400-year-old Ottoman dyke that they can somehow manage to climb a ladder so bizarrely that everyone within eyesight looks at them climbing a normal ladder, a device invented specifically for climbing, and goes "OH THAT THING AIN'T HUMAN".















