Voltron AU where everything is the same but ALL Galra’s are weak for Lance. So they will stop what they’re doing to try to show off for the Blue Paladin. Allura uses this to their advantage
Coran developes a tick. The rest of the team isn’t happy about it, LANCE IS THEIRS DAMNIT.
What if Lance unknowingly says or does something that basically has a really enticing meaning (to the galra, at least). And at first just a few galran soldiers start getting these crazy ideas related to the “surprisingly hot” Blue Paladdin.
Like, suddenly there are a few soldiers saying stuff like “Don’t you think the Blue Paladdin’s hair looks soft?” “Yeah dude, I really wanna tug on that hair. Feel it once at least!”, or “Zarkon’s balls, he has eyes of the strangest color! I’ve never seen blue eyes before!” and a friend goes like “get it together, Akatei, you’re infatuated with the enemy!!” “He might be the enemy, but he’s still my type!”
but then Lance keeps doing the thing (while remaining oblivious, of course) and more and more of the soldiers slowly start losing their shit over it because oh for Lotor’s white locks, the Blue Paladdin is Fine, until it escalates and suddenly Lance has a fanclub? all its members are galran?
and OF COURSE when the Blade gets intel on this and the reason it all started, they all go like…. “This is useful, but also… yes, same. Same, totally” and now they try to hang out with Lance more? Voltron team is #confused?
What is going on, Kolivan why are you staring at Lance, ohmygod did that galra soldier just blush after Lance’s helmet broke and he had to take it off? What
NOW THIS IS AMAZING!
Picture Lance taking off his helmet and he’s sweaty and gross, and fustrated.
But with Galran Vision™ they see Lance with a flushed face and a healthy glow. And what they seem to think are bedroom eyes.
It slowly escalates until the members of the Blade feel like they have to help protect Lance! So imagine Kolivan or some other member helping him train and teaching him not only self-defense but hand to hand combat!
What surprises everybody is that Lance fights dirty. He sees a weakness? He will 100% use it against you without thinking twice. He’s not above pulling hair, or if clothes are too loose-fitting he’ll tug on them and somehow manage to tie your arms with them.
And when he starts showing his new moves during battles? God, Lance’s popularity is so big he’s by now almost a Space Idol! Haggar tells Zarkon “your souldiers want to bed the Blue Paladdin” and Zarkon just replies with “I don’t care! I want the Black Lion!”, and when Zarkon goes down she tells the same to Lotor and Lotor’s just like “well, duh. I’ll bed him first for sure!”
Some alien starts an underground ring of Lance merchandise, little pins and key chains. If you’re a really big fan you have the Lance poster. There is one in his paladin uniform and there is a really edited one with Lance in Galra concubine dress. (Thats the most popular).
Somehow the team stumbles across this stuff and looses their minds.
Could you just imagine Keith losing his shit when he sees Galra soldiers/Lotor swooning over Lance. The first time he just stares at them sputtering and the times after that he gets angry but then he starts to get protective and it turns into he’s Lances body guard. “Keep your grubby Galra hands off!” And lance is so confused like “why are all these Galra’s swooning over me omfg if that a pOSTER OF ME IN A SLUTTY LOOKING DRESS WTF” I feel like lance would be shook™ And like imagine them running into Prince Lotor and he’s just like “Ah yes, blue paladin, I have heard much about you~” And the whole team is just shook™ and allura and Coran are over the coms like “what the f u c k”
Coran is ready to beat ass for his favourite son™
