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Dark matter camgirl filming a video in your bedroom for her thousands of dark matter patrons, her ahegao only detectable through the slightest deflection of solar neutrinos

femmenietzsche

In my imagining our world is just as undetectable to them as theirs is to us and their independent invention of ahegao and camgirling is thanks to divine synchronicity like with Leibniz’s monads

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politiho

am i having a stroke?

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The Graph Multiplihedron - Satyan Devadoss & S. Forcey

bimboid

quasi-normalcy

You: Why is the weatherman always wrong!

Me, an intellectual: It’s because weather is governed by non-linear differential equations, which are inherently chaotic.

Me, carrying on as you roll your eyes: That means that the evolution of this system is prone to change greatly with even minor variations of the initial conditions.

Me, following you out of the shop: This is best exemplified by the infamous “butterfly effect,” whereby the wind variation caused by a butterfly flapping its wings in the amazon can supposedly lead to hurricanes across the ocean.

Me, following you down the street: Thus, while they can collect very detailed data with satellites, weather balloons, on-the-ground measurements, and the like, there’s always a certain degree of uncertainty in any attempt to model global weather patterns.

Me, shouting at you after you’ve broken into a run: REALLY, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I WOULD SAY THAT METEOROLOGISTS ACTUALLY HAVE A FAIRLY IMPRESSIVE TRACK RECORD!

hardlocke

Assert your dominance by bringing your own chalk to maths classes.

vacuously-true

Defend your dominance by using it on the whiteboard.

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goasthed

one time a friend of mine programmed a thing called “coke.exe” and all it did was bring up a little pop-up that asked you if you were thirsty for cola and if you clicked “yes” it opened your CD tray and said “here is a cup holder”