A Tired Lil Chicken

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[breadloco]

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

[y0shifan]

Same energy as 

[tibets]

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[mentallyillmemes]

[animalsinsinks]

[anti0ch]

he yell at sink :v

[babyanimalgifs]

[cursedcatimages]

STEVE STOP

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

[porterr-robinson]

[riverwindphotography]

[animatedamerican]

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

[dongbearer]

[babyanimalgifs]

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[valkyrie-ironhand]

You don’t know how human biology works, do you?

[thebootydiaries]

If I don’t know how biology works then why is my son a chick magnet pulling hoes left and right ? how did i raise his testosterone level to that of a wild moose hunting for his doe during mating season ? talk to me about biology when ur son learns to breed with deer

[luisonte]

[wiselwisel]

[thathighguy]

Too high for this. Let’s watch it again

[ahhthelegend]

I done watched this six times

[thebootydiaries]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*