{ be the HURRICANE BOY }

your name is john egbert, and this silly description box is not capable of telling your entire life story. the better alternative would be to get to know you the old-fashioned way!

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crowhousescratch:

never not laugh while nodding my head to this song

knife party - internet friends (you blocked me on facebook and now youre going to die)

this is a good one!!

ps dying is totally what's going to happen to you if you ever block me on facebook ok.

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hehehehe.

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may all your bacon burn.

i completely forgot to answer this...

isn't it more like burn my bread??

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dstride:

zillyderp:

dstride:

god dammit egbert

it’s because i walked in on you while your precious kawaii eyes were naked, isn’t it??

my eyes are the most sugoi shut up

more like kawaii.

i even have proof.

right here.

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dstride:

god dammit egbert

it's because i walked in on you while your precious kawaii eyes were naked, isn't it??

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dstride:

x.and i swear.x

x.i can't live without you by my side.x

_____xx.how do i live??.xx

x.ρяσмιѕє мє уσυ'ℓℓ ηєνєя ℓєανє мє.x

~*x.xoxo.ρℓєαѕє.............oxox.x*~

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dstride:

psychoanalysing:

Incorrect.

There is no slang phrase for a group of female genitalia. For males, I suppose that would be called a ‘sausage fest’. We’re further displaying your almost daily run-ins with symbolic genitalia through foods. With girls, this sort of phenomena scarcely exists.

Now, do you find yourself getting rather uncomfortable when you eat meat? Hot dogs with jelly? Orange creamsickles? I can go on.

oh jeez

i mean what can i say all those phallus shaped foods make me sweat to the extent of needing some sort of absorbent cloth to soak up the perspiration 

i just have this uncontrollable desire to perform fellatio on anything i can get my mouth on 

its hard and no one understands

> John: Get involved!

Nope.

Nope!!!

You are staying out of this and watching it unfold from the sidelines. You're even going to ignore Dave's comment about your vagina, because you certainly don't have one. Yeah.

[calloway]

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dstride:

zillyderp:

at least my nic cage shrine isn’t anything too obscene!!

does this mean you pray to your dick wall every morning and evening, dave??

all hail the mighty genitalia 

you make my life complete

without you i wouldnt genetically be a male and i wouldnt have vulgar images to send to john since i know he secretly likes mandong very much

dick bless you all

ok i could have lived without the mental dick images.

i am going to find bleach now and hope that helps wash it off. bluh!!!

[lulubonanza]

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lulubonanza:

Keyboard Catman Drawn By *theothermike

yes.

hell fucking yes.

[calloway]

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dstride:

so what if i do egbert i dont think youre one to judge

i mean your nic cage shrine you pray to every morning and evening is practically the same thing

at least my nic cage shrine isn't anything too obscene!!

does this mean you pray to your dick wall every morning and evening, dave??

[calloway]

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dstride:

calloway:

(by Michael Dietrich)

fuck

this speaks to me on levels previously untouched

don't lie.

you totally have a wall like this in your bedroom.

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i feel like i haven't posted music in a long while... bluh!!!

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hopy shit.

dave!!!

daaaaaaaaaaaave!! have you listened to this one yet?!

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dstride:

zillyderp:

wait but then, how would they get more appreciation if you don’t want more people to love them???

that doesn’t make any sense, dude!!

that was sarcasm egbert

i was mocking the mentality of the edgy and pretentious

...

dude, you know i can't pick up on that stuff sometimes!!!

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dstride:

coolkidtrick:

bro your taste in music keeps blowing my mind.

yeah

i know

its kind of something i do

detonate explosions in peoples crainiums triggered by non mainstream artists who need a little more lovin

but not too much lovin then they would be mainstream and oh no we wouldnt want that would be

radio waves blasting music you once loved

how dare they

wait but then, how would they get more appreciation if you don't want more people to love them???

that doesn't make any sense, dude!!

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jackii:

you guys

john likes the panty and stocking ost

why wouldn't i like it?

it's good music!!

plus the series itself is awesome too.

[mikokosakazaki-deactivated20121]

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crowhousescratch:

gamzeesexual:

b00tysensati0n:

i can’t stop listening to this song send help

this was my ringtone for a really long time

good

this is good stuff hehe.