PickledToads

*screams internally*

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[omgthatdress]

The five American wizarding schools:

Ilvemorny School of Witchcraft & Wizardry: Northern school, on Mount Greylock in Massachussetts

Okeefenokee School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: Southern school, hidden deep in the Okeefenokee swamp in northern Florida, has an alligator on its crest. De-segregated in the 1960s.

The Marie Laveau Institute of Magic: Historically Black school, hidden in a cleverly disguised cemetery in New Orleans, teaches African-American voodoo and conjuring.

Las Vegas School of Magical Arts: west coast school, the world’s newest wizarding school, controversially teaches muggle technology alongside magic, regularly recruits for the CIA, NSA, FBI, and NASA. Buzz Aldrin is a graduate.

The North American Academy of Indigenous Magic: What originally started as a Native boarding school was taken over by Native wixen in 1895, and has since been a safe haven for magical indigenous children. Since most Native children learn traditional magic at home, the NAAIM teaches methods of indigenous resistance and community building alongside magic.

[thesanityclause]

I would be attending Okeefenokee but wishing I could be at Marie Laveau because VOODOO and CEMETERIES. Also fuck swamps. And Florida.

[ethuil]

which one would teach me about santería tho?

[omgthatdress]

The San Hermilda Escuela de Brujeria, disguised as a crumbling 17th-century mission on the southern California coast was originally a Mexican school, but after the Treaty of Guadelupe, it was folded into the American wizarding school system. Today it educated students from both countries and is the only primarily Spanish-speaking school in America. It incorporates Mexican Santeria and indigenous magic of Southwestern tribes.

So America now has six schools, I’ve decided.

[insomniac-arrest]

Local tax collectors hate him!!

Man takes tax evasion to a whole new level: house won’t stop fucking moving

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[shittydemodisk]

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET LAWRENCE CAN DO THIS

[pickledtoads]

Got the go ahead to “do as I please” with my maid of honor speech.

I’m going mad-libs style. Here’s hoping the other bridemaids deliver on those adjectives >:)

[moderntragedyy]

OH MY GOD FROM OME BUNNY OWNER/PET STORE EMPLOYEE TO THE NEXT, PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND!!!!!

[aurielssong-blog]

Because that time is coming around again! Everyone please think before you buy a bunny! They are a lot of work and don’t deserve to be bought for easter and then released/neglected/or given up. If you buy one then you are committing to it for its short 10 years of life. My rabbit is 2 years old now and though we may not always get along, I still love his fluffy ass.

[lucym-aud-blog]

“describe world history in a few words”

[i-am-the-last-timelord]

Bernie calling out Hillary’s lies on Twitter simply by quoting her. Beautiful.

[tashabilities]

Today in Bitch, You Thought…

[usernamedeactivatedu4u2-deactiv]

[note-a-bear]

Someone on Bernie’s media team is a Scorpio I know it

[andromedafalls]

literally no chill and i fucking love it

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

Basically my headcanon is... well we already know wizards are kind of elitist assholes, so these eleven "major" wizarding schools are like the Ivy League of wizarding schools and there are other schools that give educations that can be just as good. Those eleven are probably just the longest-surviving schools in each area.

yeah i can jive with that but at the same time it’s not really all that cohesive? like 3 of those are in western europe???? 

“ratio of wizards to muggles is constant across the world” “there is no racism between wizards” and “3 of the most powerful wizarding schools are in europe” 

what are korean and chinese muggle borns who want a higher magical education supposed to do? you’re telling me they don’t suffer racism from japanese muggle born students? are there japanese pureblooded wizards who have been part of the wizarding community for years and they’re constantly having to re-educate muggle born wizards? China and Egypt have been two of the longest standing advanced societies in recorded histories and they don’t have 2 of the greatest wizarding schools of all time? but western europe has 3? Not even europe–those 3 schools are purely western europe and aaahhhhh i just feel like it could be better, y’know?

[computersaresadtoo]

XP/98 remix

[aloe-jelly-deactivated20170907]

ok what the fuck

[lceburgs]

im actually laughing so hard at this

[leonardo-dicaprisun]

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

[sexytimesonfire]

Canadians are weird

[fightmesquidward-deactivated201]

is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

[killer-squirtle]

As a Canadian, I can verify this

[ambris]

THAT DOESN’T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

[onlyblackgirl]

What the fuck.

[bisexualgambit]

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

[bisexualgambit]

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

[hamletthedane]

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

[frostedinkwell]

I CANNOT BEL IEVE

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[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

DELETE. THIS.

[khadidon]

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Me

[ephemeral-elegance]

Embroidered Dress and Spencer, ca. 1800-10

via Museo del Traje

[gqa1]

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