chaotic dumbass

binch

[unification]

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[marlinspirkhall]

If I had a nickle for every time Will Ferrell had played a President Business who had power over an imaginary toy world, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[hahafucksewingmachines]

s[he’s] bro[ken]

[hellbabyfromhell]

am i crazy? didnt walter white wear a small straw hat in the show or am i nuts

[hellbabyfromhell]

i think i had a mandela effect moment because i could have sworn to you walter white was wearing a small straw hat in this image before i googled it

[hellbabyfromhell]

this is how i saw it in my mind

[rohirric-hunter]

If I leave this tab open it will remind me to finish the thing I was doing on it. I definitely won’t completely forget about it and force a browser crash in two months

[roboco-san]

man y'all could not suck disney's dick any harder

[roboco-san]

"if you pirate a movie, think about all the crew members who won't get paid! doesn't the camera man deserve to eat? not everyone involved is rich!" camera guy already got paid, my dude. he genuinely doesn't care whether the movie is successful. he doesn't get a cut. paycheck is already in his pocket and that's all he's gonna get. he's already moved on to the next gig

[gonegrlpoetry]

home, n.p.

Algerian Girl Selling Pomegranates, 1875 - William-Adolphe Bouguereau

[catchymemes]

[unsubconscious]

Francesco Clemente 

[cool-comicz]

JAUNTY (01 - 03 - 2018)

[queendeedeez-deactivated2024062]

seriously though

[owlmylove]

anyone else still feel like u won the lottery when a friend you’ve had for ages agrees to Do Something with You

[owlmylove]

friend i’ve known for literally 4 years: yeah we should hang out!

me: Success! I Have Cunningly Tricked Them in to Accompanying Me (:

[rita-remade]

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[daluz]

[bruisepoking-archive]

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

[holdoncallfailed]

gays be like: i go to the art museum. i look at a painting. i contemplate the irreconcilable loneliness at the very core of my existence. i look at another painting.