You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.
Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@pickupyourcrazyheart
You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.
Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
the sun set before 5pm today moodboard
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun
October is tomorrow..... if any vampires wanna..... y'know, hit me up? I'm willing to getting married immediately. Contact me by randomly pinning me up against a wall in a library and draining all of my blood.
Hope you’re enjoying the last 100 days of the decade, lads.
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons
hey i think that guy is a goose!!
*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.
imagine being stabbed to death with this
what a way to go
op: *knock knock*
them:
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yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it’s quite simple really
me: grabs face cleanser at a store the bottle: with this cleanser, you will erase literal decades from your body…you will look exactly as you did in 1987 regardless of year you were born……this formula was invented by a woman who was burned alive during the salem witch trials for having skin too supple and hydrated to occur naturally……we use seaweed found on the sides of sunken japanese fishing boats mixed with holy water blessed by a priest from guernica………these ingredients interact with your skin at a cellular level…..for too long your mitochondria have been filthy and now those days are OVER……it’s time to Nourish Them….experience the clean revolution
Enhance
I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me
YOU DID THIS
Just so we know just exactly David was dealing with.
It honestly never occurred to me that Stitch could have been mistaken for a French Bulldog by everyone
I really have been just accepting that Lilo’s cover story “Stitch used to be a collie ‘til he got run over” as the story everyone accepted.
moonlight (2016) / you are jeff, richard siken