“ that's not even the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 question . ” he sighed , trying to reformulate his point once again to see if the other would finally get what he meant . “ aliens do exist , that's a 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 . the hypothetical here is : if you found out they can pass as humans , like 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐅𝐓 and shit , have been living here for centuries and so on and your significant other just so 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃 to come out to you as an alien , would that be a dealbreaker or not ? not if you'd date an alien , you've 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 dating one , you just found out . are you 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 or not ? ”
" a whole world worth of moral conundrums and that's what you choose ? " shapeshifting aliens, it's not even an original concept ! " are you tired of people complimenting your good nature and lack of eyebags, so you're now trying to create eyebags so you can look like the rest of us mere mortals, is that what this is ? or did you fall asleep watching one of those marvel movies and go through this very thing in your dreams and you're trying to figure out if it was a nightmare or not ? " she is partial to men in black herself, and he doesn't seem like the type to have seen the host.
location: palmview fashion house
get earplugs: @sunshinesfm
her voice carries with the sudden gust of air that punctuates entry. " yeah? well i'm gonna go in here because unlike you, i have way better things to do with my day, that hat really suits you though, y'know, it's quite stupid looking... kind of goes with the whole — useless floridan vibe. " it's only when the doors swing shut again that she turns, taking in the unnervingly tidy space.
she has an unwitting audience. perfect.
" i really don't have a reason to be here, i just walked in here with conviction. cause it's important to have that. conviction. when some random guy's cussing you out on the street. "
[ … ] ❀ you’re not from around here , are you? i figured because you totally just missed { ROBYN "BOBBIE" SUMMERS } walking by. don’t tell me you don’t know who { SHE } is ? they kind of look like { RILEY KEOUGH } and i could be wrong but i think that they might be { 32 } years old right now. they’ve been living in palmview for the last { ONE MONTH }. and i don’t know if anyone has ever told them this before but they kind of remind me of { PENNY LANE } from { ALMOST FAMOUS }. if you stick around the town long enough you might catch them in action working at { LINK IN BIO } as a { PART-TIME DJ }. you see this town isn’t really that big of a place, some folks like to call them the { NOMAD } of palmview! they took a liking to the name too after a while, go figure. oh crap, they must have heard me yapping. they’re coming this way. i got to warn you though, rumor has it they can pretty { IRREVERANT } at times. i wouldn’t take it too seriously though, from the times i’ve spoken to them they seemed pretty { IRREPRESSIBLE} to me. we see each other all the time since they live in that { ONE BEDROOM } apartment beside me over in { MANGO BAY LOFTS }. i better leave you to it. it was nice meeting you! { N. 25+. SHE/HER. GMT+8. }
HISTORY (badly written abridged edition)
born in san francisco. neglectful parents. great uncle was wonderful though, bobbie idolised him. but he got old and died. sad.
as a young adult, bobbie started living the nomad life, living out of a van or a tourbus. a concert groupie if you will. she loved going to gigs. lived for it. she was going to amount to absolutely nothing and she didn't care. she watched friends hit 28 and suddenly switch their priorities, get real jobs, start thinking of responsibilities, insurance, health, bills, marriage, blah.
so what did she do? she started putting her feelings on social media. she documented her lifestyle, the groupie life. viewers started piling on because it was a little bit of a joke. until a few of her video commentaries started going viral on tiktok. oops.
long story short, the attention accumulated and she was offered a guest spot on a weekly column in a small magazine.
then on-video press junkets for musicians. now she's that one critic people try to watch their mouth with. she's annoyed. but it's nothing partying with the artistes won't fix!
she hasn't been in florida very long, but (attempts to) will dj to pay the rent, while working on a particularly research heavy story on her own time.
PERSONALITY, TRAITS, HABITS, HEADCANONS
very athletic and a thrill-seeker, is the type to go cliff-jumping, drag-racing, and skydiving on a regular weekend, every weekend, if she's not at a gig
vintage girly
has too many vices
volatile, but also somehow careless and irreverent
the personification of bugs' bunny's 'nyeeeahh.... what's up doc?' only instead of a carrot she's chewing gum
can be immature
messy
will slash your tires if she decides you deserve it
fucking talks way too much
will annoy you to death, has no concept of boundaries
free the nipple baby
terrible enabler
has a sister who she hates so naturally she avoids family gatherings like it's the plague. family who?
amateur dj, she has no skill
will shove your enemies down a flight of stairs for you and then smile prettily
is the epitome of jessica simpson asking 'is this fish or chicken? what i'm eating' iykyk
CONNECTIONS
she needs mom-friends clearly
people she met on her travels years ago made an impression and disappeared into the night like a figment of their imagination and then suddenly she's in their building kicking the vending machine
weed-buddies
exes
i'm bad at this i'll come up with more, eventually.
basic information:
full name: robyn evangelista "bobbie" summers
nickname(s): bobbie, bobberino, bob-cat, bambi
age: 32
date of birth: november 28th
place of birth: san francisco
nationality: american
gender: cis woman
pronouns: she/her
orientation: bisexual
language(s) spoken: english, bad spanish, bad mandarin,