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[buttifal]

[catgirlsdoingcatthings]

[cuzwhynotmore]

[thebuccinator]

[ruinedchildhood]

Based on the box office totals alone, everyone’s obsessed with “Avengers: Infinity War.” (If you’re one of five people who haven’t seen it, don’t worry, we’ll try not to spoil it for you.) So naturally, these amazing Infinity Gauntlet cups are taking over Disneyland. You too can possess a cup that would be the pride of Thanos. The mug literally fits around your arm and can be filled with an infinite amount of soda (or booze, if you’re feeling sneaky), so you can sip like a super villain. Get yours HERE!

[psy-faerie]

Playful Puppy Girl Finds A Dildo!

Here are some very censored gifs of my newest pet play video! Video quality is higher than gif quality // 1080p 60fps

Adorable, playful puppy girl Elle can’t find her bone! She sniffs around the room, throws her toys out of the way and barks and pants at you begging for her bone. She’s searching and searching when she notices a dildo? Whats this? She sniffs and licks it apprehensively at first but soon gets very excited licking her new toy. She then rides it on the floor first facing forward, then backwards barking and panting in glee the whole time!

Available on ManyVids (click for video preview!)

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Team incoming.

[slowspinningredemption]

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

[sodagums]

listen i had to draw it

[princesstigerbelle]

I love this.

[gravity-engineer]

This is beautiful.

[link-the-feral-anon]

This is such a writing prompt but also I’m pretty sure you oughta be careful, Op.

[dixie-belle-720p]

[fuckinbeast]

[happyloverportrait]

[arievogues]

Codi Bryant by 2020 photography

[antisepticbandaid-deactivated20]

how do i give a character a ridiculously sized hat And a ridiculously sized book and make that work design wise

[antisepticbandaid-deactivated20]

Tiny Gnome Wizard who can’t carry all her spell requirements

[antisepticbandaid-deactivated20]

Natural Camouflage

[pimboli96-deactivated20190502]

[southernsideofme]

[iwanttobeafirefly]

Party Bus