My Humour is Dark as Dicks

Mark, 17, random-shite-blog. Enjoy.

[lydiamirtin-deactivated20161117]

Happy Valentine’s Day, from Chris Traeger ♥

[video-hall-of-fame]

[iwishihadafather]

IM CONVULSING 

[elhofferdesign]

ok. I made a long-form version of Jean Ralphio’s amazing tale of clubs, ladies, dancing, police, and more. 

BB8 is technically homeless. Here is his tale. 

[omanapoove]

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.

[pidgeon117]

Aragorn: I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn.

Aragorn: This is Gimli, son of Gloin

Aragorn: And this is Legolas...

Legolas: he's fucking forgotten my dad's name

Aragorn: ...of the woodland realm

Legolas: oh my god

[dora-milaje]

x

[trueloveistreacherous]

[alien3hateblog]

im voting this best vine of 2014

[eva-420]

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

[pidgeon117]

chris traeger voice: Ann Perkins! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[ruinedchildhood]

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

[thinkoutloud-ovo]

[literallymemes]

Which episode of lazy town was this

[dailypkmn]

[ouch]

[trashselim]

#About me

[kumagawa]

when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book