All you want to do is relax after a hard day of work. No sooner do you sit down when *SPLAAT*! Pie after pie smashes into your face. Cream and crust drips down onto your chest and legs until finally. your head is engulfed with a pie sandwich. You sit there, stunned, humiliated, and covered in pie. Why does this keep happening?
because you're a pie-obsessed bozo and you deserve it 😂🤡😋













