never stop learning

Emery Anderson. 24. Savannah native. Elementary school teacher.

[rhaetasse]

Why would I be in a bar if I wasn’t?

[emeryyanderson]

Because you can still try to mooch drinks off of pervy guys like you are right now. If you really were old enough you wouldn't have to ask someone to buy you a drink.

[lilyburch-blog]

"Are you sure you’re ok with sharing? Because I could usually eat a large pizza all by myself."

[emeryyanderson]

Yeah totally. I hate cold pizza so I rarely save what I don't eat (not that I usually have any left over) and take as much as you want it's completely fine.

[brettdanvers]

Well, you don’t see that everyday.

[emeryyanderson]

Pizza or someone offering it? I hope you've seen pizza before though, that's a sad life if you haven't.

[ethxltomago]

If you’re offering, sure. I’m not going to say no to free pizza.

[emeryyanderson]

Yup sure am, I don't like cold pizza so I won't save what I don't eat. Free pizza is always nice that's for sure. Take as many as you want.

[emeryyanderson]

Does anyone want to share this pizza with me? I ordered a small and they gave me a large instead and pizza going to waste is a cardinal sin.

[rhaetasse]

"So, are you going to buy me a drink now or later?"

[emeryyanderson]

Are you even old enough to drink?

[emeryyanderson]

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Freya: He was shirtless to start the movie off.

Emery: If only every one of his movies could start off that way. He shouldn't even have shirts on lets be honest.

[emeryyanderson]

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Freya: You know what's such a quality movie?

Freya: 17 Again. Zac Efron. Unf.

Emery: Mmmm anything with Zac Efron in it is worth it.

Emery: Just for his abs.

[10-4grayson-blog]

I could never be a teacher for little kids, I’d be giving them all As.

[emeryyanderson]

Believe me the temptation is there and most of the time they all get A's unless they don't turn in their homework at all and on tests.

[influencehq]

A for effort is definitely the way to go. You don’t want to break any hearts now do you?

[emeryyanderson]

That's what's been happening for the last half hour, A's with little notes of encouragement. And certainly not, breaking a seven year old's heart would definitely write me a ticket to hell.

[emeryyanderson]

I thought teaching elementary kids would make grading things super easy, but I was so wrong. Grading macaroni art is tougher than I anticipated.