Go Punk Or Go Home

Sian. 23. Bi. Momma. Sheffield. 💙

[paprika]

[purple-aliens]

your meal is ready

see the full photoshoot here 🤭 | insta

[n0kiv]

That part!!

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😩😩

[immaplatypus]

children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day

[immaplatypus]

once at a theme park i got concerned cause this small child was lying right smack in the middle of the walkway but then i heard his mother saying “i’m sorry…i’m so sorry…he’s pretending to be a melted snowman”

and i just thought yes…….buddy………….you get it little dude

[astrodidact]

[hellcatblues]

Nurses:

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[karakat2005]

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

[piercewithbrideshorizon]

Genuinely thought I'd dealt with something but clearly i haven't. Worst Fucking feeling in the world. Honestly used to hurt myself over nothing...

[phatwitchpussy-deactivated20180]

how amazing would it be to go travelling with the love of your life and fuck every night

[piercewithbrideshorizon]

All time favourite song?

Might sound a bit generic but bohemian rhapsody. The minute i hear it im gone

[piercewithbrideshorizon]

Felt really good the other night there so enjoy

[posi-pan]

just so people know, there’s a “drop the b” hashtag going around about how it should be “lgpt” instead of “lgbt”

and I’d just like to say:

it was started by 4chan trolls

it does not come from trans, non-binary, or pan people

it is meant to cause fighting within the community

don’t let it

[infpisme]

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: How did your tattoo go?

Gryffindor: It was like watching someone do a paint by numbers.

Hufflepuff: Oh. That doesn’t sound so bad.

Gryffindor: Except for instead of them using a paintbrush they use a giant ass needle and instead of a canvas they are literally stabbing you in the leg.

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[neshtasplace]

Reblogging for the useful info as well as the lack of any transphobic comments! =P

[shrewreadings]

Ditto!

[leftovercrust666]

[theanimalmemes]

nothing more attractive than a man who teaches you things without making you feel like you’re dumb for not knowing it already

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[kushandwizdom]