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luxuys

sun kissed. 🥰

#cat

Ada's back 😀!

hiiiii ♥

nipuni

Art nouveau poster inspired 😊

A step by step of this will be available at my Patreon on august 1st!

#poto #my most recent obsession tbh

fandomlife-confessions

weirdgirlvampire

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance

lagtim3

@fandomlife-confessions

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

evilbeepthemeep

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

eroticcannibal

The warm water of the ocean did what now

#WHAT #twilight

sailorbrazil

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now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

#omfg #hi friends i came back from twitter