Anxious Nerd

Pretty much weeb trash| 29 I am adult | streamer

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[krazehkai]

Tifa Lockhart. The queen returns.

[enaica]

“Sleep tight, M’Lady”

[sidsinning]

BEAUTIFUL

[meme4u]

[sheikrezah]

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

[sunzips-deactivated20230325]

does anyone wanna fake date as a joke and accidentally fall in love through unforeseen circumstances 👉👈

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

idk who i am but i don’t like her

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Ever seen a hedgehog stretch?

You’re Welcome! 🦔

[nuggsmum]

If I ever don’t reblog this….

[gritsinmisery]

Is flying!

[fujihotaru]

[peri]

“steven universe is a kids show!”

[dotdot3polkadots-deactivated202]

♫ If you change your mind ♫

[ze-pie]

DSBKGFSBKRJSEKGFBAKESDHCGFASJHYEFJGDE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[judedeluca]

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

[tittyblaster8000]

reblog if ur a real ice eater

[tittyblaster8000]

keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad

[gif87a-com]

[spartanlocke]

this video singlehandedly restored my christmas spirit

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[i-am-a-fish]

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[twilaflapplesnaps-deactivated20]

calm down buddy

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry…

[somebody-cool-blog1]

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

[i-am-a-fish]

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

[styx-n-stone]

Amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head

[mindfulmagics]

Chinese tongue twister for your enjoyment (or torture…I’ve studied Chinese for two years and I can’t say it).

[weloveshortvideos]

[vaginavision]

What a sweet little pumpernickel