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This is what society needs, less stigma around gay people trying to find what everyone else does. For people who arenāt lgbtq to understand that we are just trying and if you arenāt attracted to us donāt take it offensively or weirdly and just politely say no. I wish I had the courage to give guys my number in public.
This video is so wild. Wow.
well shit
Holy shit
Wow
Well fuck my morning
(via cartoonwarp)
I canāt fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this
From the latest episode.
Leslie Knope is never not relevant
The story of Jordan Blisk, as told by Jess Ruliffson. I love reading trans stories with a happy ending.
Beautiful story of a difficult life.
Hereās what you need to know to get informed for down-ballot voting
Donāt let the top of the ticketās crazy drama distract you from the down-ballot judgments that may have significantly more impact on your day-to-day life.
OK this is cute
#HumanizeHer
in fifteen minutes Iām going to tell you the story about how my dumb lesbian ass willingly went into a dorm with four bros
itās been more than fifteen minutes I know but you will get the full scoop on this (also Iām okay)
Okay STORY TIME
so I was walking back from work around nineish and my neighbor/seminar classmate is in the hallway talking to his girlfriend. he sees me and heās like āhey!! hey classmate whose name I donāt knowā so I turned around and was like āitās Hayley.ā
and he apologized for not knowing (I didnāt know his name either so I wasnāt mad) and asked if Iād started my first paper for seminar. he asked me what it was on so I told him and he was like āIām so stuck I have no idea what to do,ā so clearly the natural response for my stupid ass to make is to offer him help ā I told him to knock on our door and ask for me if he needed help.
maybe I did this because I was still in tutor mode from work. maybe I did it because no one takes those offers up anyway, right?
wrong! a half an hour later, as Iām getting ready to shower, he knocks for the door and asks for me, and all my roommates donāt believe him bc heās this dude bro who clearly works out and is wearing a johnny cash tshirt. like how fake deep is that. i would never associate with a dude bro
so he invites me back to his place and as Iām walking there Iām like āthis could very possibly be a bad idea,ā but I go anyway bc Iām a dumbass with no sense of self preservation.
he lets me into his apartment and Iām immediately hit with the bro-ness of it all: a sports illustrated poster on the wall, protein powder EVERYWHERE, posters of beer, snap backs, flasks, and a guitar because of course there is.
his room is no better, and alarm bells are just fucking going off and Iām trying to think of a quick exit. then he tries to close his damn door to his own room and Iām like āhold up that stays openā and he was like āoh yeah Iām sorry I didnāt think about that,ā which wasā¦.considerate.
two hours, two cigarette breaks later, one opening paragraph later, and one of his roommates trying to hit on me later, he starts talking about intersectionality and my mind goes ?????????????? and we legit talked about rape culture and trump and how fucked we all are. eventually we started talking about the law and feminism so then I tell him Iām gay and his immediate response is ādo you get those stupid microagressions from guys who say they can turn you straight?ā and it took me a minute to respond bc the fact he even knew that word was so bizarre it was like worlds colliding.
he then tells me he thinks his little sister might be gay because he thinks she told him while he was drunk one night but he couldnāt remember so he asks for advice because he doesnāt want to upset her because, in his words, āIām not gay so you know I donāt understand it like you do.ā
then, because the night of course could get weirder, he tells me he writes poetry but doesnāt tell anyone because heāll get shit for it bc heās supposed to be a ātough guyā and masculine and shit and I just feel Jesus sending me a message through this kid that I shouldnāt judge all dude bros by the bro-ness of their looks but I also wanna stay sexy and not get murdered so Iām gonna keep doing that. sorry jesus.
finally I left because I was tired and also I had to wash the smell of bad cologne off of me but guys this was an experience please believe me. i was standing in the shower before just letting the water wash over me as the whole two hour ordeal played over in my head because we laughed, we talked. he told me something about himself no one else knows, we exchanged political ideas and fist bumps. we bonded over the stress of a seminar paper and now we are forever changed by this event.
so that was how my dumb lesbian ass willingly walked into a room with four dudebros in it.
I was so scared this was gonna go badly but turns out itās about making new friends in unexpected places
Sugar flier Ep 78 - 1111 Animals
I DID NOT HAVE A PERMISSION SLIP FOR THIS FEELS TRIP.
Heās flying
THIS.
I have never thought about it in this context
thatās actually really, really creepy.
Iā¦ fuck.
Yeah, basically.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.Ā
There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.
THE BOLDED
I have bipolar mood disorder and I get worried that Iām too reliant on my medication especially if the dosage goes up
Then I realized
NEUROTYPICAL PEOPLE ARE JUST AS RELIANT on the neurochemicals in my medication, itās just that their bodies produce it and mine doesnāt, itās not that Iām a bad person and idk this realization seems to have really helped me understand and not feel so bad about it?
Exactly!
#if you canāt make your own neurotransmitters storebought is fineĀ Ā
Straight men who infantilize womenās friendships have no fucking survival instinct. Like my uncle is always making fun of and rolling his eyes at my auntās friend lunches and telephone dates with her lady friends, teasing her like sheās a gossipy teenage girl in high school drama. And my aunt just laughs about it but I know for a fact that if it wasnāt for her best friend K, she would have probably set him on fire by now.Ā
Like straight men are capable of maybe a quarter of the indepth emotional labor and support women do for each other. Like men can literally have one friend named Bob that they go fishing with once a year and still be content for life. Then they think itās cute and girlish that their wives have these long term, integrated, emotionally intense relationships with women but likeā¦LOL, itās not because men donāt need those kinds of relationships, itās just that they get it all from their wives while offering peanuts in return. PEANUTS.
Like if your woman is on the phone for 2 hours with her friend and you think thatās childish of her, just know that she spent half of that time getting the support that you should be giving her (but are incapable of) and the rest lamenting what a giant fucking baby manchild you are.
@sprinklecunttt lol
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