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20 | Chile CallmeVicko

[theslaybymic]

[tellyjpg]

iconic

[blowpopsandwifi]

Still relevant

[freakyasshoesluttypussy]

Stupid white people

[totally-tai]

really simple…..

[ur-not-my-average-taco]

only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair

[nearlyzero]

Truly memorable

[teenwitchtia]

White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.

[stinkfight-deactivated20190822]

was cruisin my tl & this is so fucking important

[jumpingjacktrash]

i think the moment i was disillusioned about life was when i was maybe 7 years old and realized the reason all my friends had become assholes was because boys aren’t allowed to have any physcial contact that isn’t fighting

my parents were hippie feminists so my brother and i could play clapping games and sleep in puppy piles and give each other weird hairdos, but all the ‘normal’ boys just up and stopped knowing how to touch anyone without hitting sometime between kindergarten and first grade

and my little kid mind briefly saw the vastness of life stretching out in front of all of us, and all the hugs everyone would need and not get, and for a moment i was just like

maybe life is not such a good idea after all

[comradesepsis]

I grew up around a Russian ballet school. Let me tell you something about Russian men: They touch each other. Especially dancers, who are in my experience almost always super tactile people. They rough house like Americans, but they also hug each other, and sit on each other’s laps, and share blankets when it’s cold backstage.

So I grew up knowing full well that the whole Men Don’t Touch thing was puritanical bullshit.

What I was absolutely not prepared for, however, is the super intense effect it has on straight men’s romantic relationships.

Because when you are literally the only person it is okay for your boyfriend to touch, Jesus fucking Christ, that changes the game.

I strongly suspect that a lot of Str8 Dude feelings of entitlement to women’s bodies, particularly the bodies of their wives and girlfriends, is a direct result of those women being the only non-violent physical contact they’re allowed to have.

I know for certain that the framing of any and all platonic physical contact as un-manly has been directly responsible for a lot of sexual dysfunction (and then the attendant misery of trying to get that treated at the ripe old age of 22) with at least one of my exes. It’s a mess when you can’t get it up because you’re depressed and want to be held but you’ve been brainwashed into thinking what you actually want is sex because being held is for girls.

Amazing how the erectile dysfunction went completely away when he learned the difference between feeling horny and feeling cuddly. /sarcasm

[fierceawakening]

“I strongly suspect that a lot of Str8 Dude feelings of entitlement to women’s bodies, particularly the bodies of their wives and girlfriends, is a direct result of those women being the only non-violent physical contact they’re allowed to have.”

Omfg

No wonder the worst of them seem crazy… profound isolation does exactly that

[lazzchan]

When I taught in Japan, the boys were all super comfortable with each other. They’d sit on laps and hug and roughhouse and it wasn’t seen as bad ? Like it surprised me at first, but then you realize the problem is with so many men feeling that they have to prove… something? I dunno. I personally don’t like hugs or touches, but that is my own personal reasons and nothing of how I was brought up.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Anchorage Resident Tim Newton Awoke To The Sound Of Something Running Across His Deck

“Tim was awakened by noises on our deck last week - and looked outside. In astonishment, he grabbed his camera.. and can you believe it? Mama Lynx and her SEVEN kits!! She called to them and they all lined up right outside in front of where he was standing (he was inside the screen door!) Amazing ALASKA WILD LIFE!!! They proceeded to run and play on our deck, and then in our yard.”

Photos/text by Tim Newton Photography

[weavemama]

THIS IS WHY WE KNEEL 

[weavemama]

some parts of the thread were cut out bc of tumblr’s photo limit but you can read  the full thread here. 

[magicsuperheroes]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Fuck Cops

[theautisticjedi]

Can she sue them?

[weavemama]

she actually is!!

[super--sadist]

Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly

[super--sadist]

I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes

[tinyowlnonsense]

Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly

[sapphodelic]

Tbh this is the one time I’ll support the “it’s not just men” because everyone needs to cut this tf out

[afrofaery-deactivated20171205]

I didn’t even ask to be born why tf I gotta deal with like four personality disorders

[666adhd]

therapist: when was the last time you felt suicidal 

me: right ………….. now ?

[alecdesperados]

[illness-deactivated20180325]

my entire life changed when my dentist told me that the only time my teeth should be touching is when i’m chewing. every single time my teeth are touching i have to separate them. and i noticed that i clench my teeth a LOT.

[illness-deactivated20180325]

when your mouth is closed and your teeth are touching or held tightly together, you are unnecessarily straining muscles out of stress. the healthiest way to hold your jaw is slightly apart, where it is relaxed. THIS HELPS WITH HEADACHES

[wtfadhd]

OH.

[ianthe]

!!

[returntothestars-deactivated201]

dat practical armor

[fandomsandfeminism]

I love every aspect of this.

[kahtiihma]

NO you guys don’t understand, the entire book is like this. They tried to cram in all sorts of representation of different races and the art is gorgeous and it’s GREAT! The picture for a spellcaster is a female human who is wearing BAGGY, NON-SEXUALIZED CLOTHING AND NO MAKEUP because she’s in a dungeon, she doesn’t have time to do her hair cmon.

Also this:

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

*mildly impressed clapping*

[womoiyari]

this makes me happy

[probablypanrpgideas]

I was gonna reblog this to my mod blog but I think it fits better here.

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

Yupparoos. Kudos to 5th Edition.

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

me, looking at the body god gave me: thanks! i hate it

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i need … uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh … uhhhhhhhh uhhh uhhhhhh ……… uhhhh uhh.. uhhh h

[unshrink]

when someone messes with your best friend:

[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

[super-metroid]

wait which one was that?

[demilypyro]

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

[sharpieskunk]

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

[demilypyro]

nvm i take it back. great idea

[super-metroid]

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

[demilypyro]

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

[super-metroid]

[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[alex-guerin]

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

[ralkana]

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

[sweetlyminiaturesublime]

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[araceil]

“Don’t you shout at me” to the till whenever I don’t hit the right button and it beeps shrilly at me.

[baronfulmen]

Report: humans seem to believe that inanimate objects possess a spirit of some sort, and will often address them thinking the item will hear and understand. This makes our previous observations about the joy they experience when blowing things up quite disturbing.

[untruthsteller]

“Aww, Coffee” to the coffee spilling out of my cup bc i over-filled it