DIRT

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[brittlebonesboning]

Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[byjove]

“twink death to dilf birth” sometimes a guy is never a twink. sometimes he’s just an ugly scrawny little thing that suddenly bursts into beauty upon hitting 40. that is okay too.

[byjove]

no, this definitely applies to him. I hesitate to say he was ever ugly but he certainly looks the best he has ever looked now.

[byjove]

he has aged from grape juice into fine champagne

[byjove]

amen to that, brother

[kaijuno]

[charl0ttan]

ive never listened to music before (born recently) do u have any good beginner reccs?

the itsy bitsy spitsy

[charl0ttan]

spider. you know what i meant

[charl0ttan]

well i guessprobably not

[inatungulates]

Black lechwe Kobus smithemani

Observed by congonaturalist, CC BY-NC

[snoopywithmusic]

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

[pukicho]

I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way

[pukicho]

Hey man don't worry about it. enjoy the few moments you have left.

[weirdness-is-good]

[squeakitties]

did you try jerking it off and back on again

[bobdylansgayguitar]

did this last night

[dragonflea]

Op I love you for this

[pukicho]

I bet you're so sexy..

I'm pretty handsome I think! just don't get me at my bad angle.

[yours--truly--le-me]

What angle is your bad angle?

[pukicho]

[mehra-milo]

[expressions-of-nature]

Alaska by Joyce McCown

[calcifershearts]

team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ah shit I just got Infomercialed

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I opened a kitchen cabinet and there was a big open bag of spaghetti inside, and a waterfall of spaghetti gushed out, continuing for a comedically long period of time while I, for some reason, desperately tried to catch individual noodles instead of blocking the bag so more didn't come out.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

has this ever happened to you? there's gotta be a better way! [picture suddenly changes from black & white to full colour] introducing the spaghetti dam