WILD / CARD

inde. sel. priv.

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yoooooo, i remembered my email for this blog. so i might or might not bring back this orange boi! 

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like for a lyrical starter!

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          “sure is a slow night..”

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y’all love rick and morty? well what about that awesome cop rick from the episode ricklantis mixup? well boi do i have a muse for you! 

alcohol is back with a new muse–cop rick! 

if you’re interested in rping with me then give this post a like and/or reblog so i can check your blog out!  

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Lightning 🌩 Reblog/Like if you save

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✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

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tatorumaunten·:

{~🔧      “I don't  H A T E  sleeping but I don’t particularly like it either. It irritates me because I could get a  l o t  more accomplished when I’m NOT sleeping. I’m just sayin’.”      🔧~}

          “if you’re not going to sleep, what do you want to do?”

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     squint night

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it’s nearly 4am here, so it’s time that i take my happy self to bed. goodnight you guys! love you all!

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Fishing For Fun

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xeversayfishface‌:

Xever had been suffering from his affliction for some weeks. He could still remember every detail on those who transformed him into this monster. If it hadn’t been for Baxter being there to save him, he would have died then and there. The mechanical legs had been what allowed him to move and resume a form of life. He owed so much to Baxter, yet didn’t know if he could ever return those favors.

(No way am I going to let this stand. I had a life! It wasn’t much of one but it was still mine! I loved being me! Now, can I even say I am me anymore? Did Xever die? Did I become someone else? I don’t know! All I can think about is their faces! Those smiles make me so angry! I will make them pay! I swear that on my life! I will do it!)

It was at that moment that Xever “heard” a noise nearby. It sounded like a skateboard, however before the fishman could hide himself he saw the one riding it. The instant he saw the creature riding the piece of wood he yelled out to him.

“Hey! You there! You’re a turtle! Come back! I need to talk to you!”

There was no way that was a natural occurance, that had to be another person who got mutated by that ooze. That was the only explanation that made sense.

     like normal, mikey was enjoying his time away from his brothers. he loved them all but at the same time he didn’t want to deal with any of them at the moment so he did what he always did in times like these. 

     clear his head by skateboarding. 

     sure he didn’t have hair to feel the wind blow it, but going as fast as he was and working with the make shift half pipe, it was fun nonetheless. 

      that was until he heard the voice of someone behind him. instantly his body froze up as he turned himself to face the stranger. and then seeing just what he was, his eyes widened. 

          “and you’re a fish! wow! one that can walk on land even! so cool! what’cha need’ta talk about?” he kicked the skateboard up into his arm looking at the other. there are times where he can be a nieve teenager.

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Character Challenge By HANAKUMAMII

Day 16: ⌐ A goofy character.• ► Hinata Shouyou »

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日向 翔陽 🌞

happy birthday to this ray of sunshine! thank you for always brightening up our day!

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Hinata + colorful backgrounds

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tenderborn·:

🐢 ❝        just some english work   –  then some math. i was gonna ask dee ‘bout it because i’m not super good at math.        ❞ they murmured, sheepish as they shifted to slouch on the couch some as they picked up a controller, squinting at their twin.

          “i could help you with your english, i just have some biology homework to do, but i know i’ll be able to take care of that lickity split.” he enjoyed biology, it was nice to get to know more about living organisms, helped him to better understand himself. 

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Blah, Blah, Blah 

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