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Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):

The Great Gatsby

Evan Almighty

The Breakfast Club

Clueless

Theres Something About Mary

Clue

She’s the Man

Mean Girls

10 Things I Hate About You

Clerks

Switch

Legally Blonde

Insidious

Pitch Perfect

Step Brothers

Imagine Me & You

The Silence of the Lambs

The Virgin Suicides

Warm Bodies

Donnie Darko

Lolita

Pulp Fiction

Girl, Interrupted

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

21 Jump Street

Freaky Friday

Titanic

Pitch Perfect

Forrest Gump

The Outsiders

The Heat

Finding Nemo

Taken

Project X

Grease

The Hunger Games

The Aristocats

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Fight Club

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Dead Poets Society

The Hangover

LOL

500 Days Of Summer

Bridesmaids

The Blind Side

Little Miss Sunshine

White Chicks

Easy A

Its Kind Of A Funny Story

Magic Mike

Lord of the rings:

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Pokemon:

Pokemon Movie 1: Mewtwo Strikes Back

Pokemon Movie 2: The Power of One

Pokemon Movie 3: Spell Of The Unown

Harry potter:

Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2

Pirate of The Caribbean:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Back to the Future:

Back to the Future

Back to the Future 2

Back to the Future 3

Disney:

Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Pinocchio

Fantasia

Fantasia 2000

Dumbo

Bambi

Bambi II

Saludos Amigos

The Three Caballeros

Make Mine Music

Fun and Fancy Free

Melody Time

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Cinderella

Alice in Wonderland

Peter Pan

Lady and the Tramp

Sleeping Beauty

101 Dalmatians

The Sword in the Stone

The Jungle Book

The Aristocats

Robin Hood

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

The Rescuers

The Rescuers Down Under

The Fox and the Hound

The Black Cauldron

The Great Mouse Detective

Oliver & Company

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

Beauty and the Beast

Aladdin

The Lion King

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

Pocahontas

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Hercules

Mulan

Mulan II

Tarzan

Tarzan II

Dinosaur

The Emperor’s New Groove

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Atlantis: Milo’s Return

Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch

Treasure Planet

Brother Bear

Brother Bear 2

Home on the Range

Chicken Little

Meet the Robinsons

Bolt

The Princess and the Frog

Tangled (HD)

Wreck-It Ralph

Pixar:

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

A Bug’s Life

Monsters, Inc.

Finding Nemo

The Incredibles

Cars

Cars 2

Ratatouille

WALL-E

Brave

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sheero

if anyone is sad

here is a game where you’re a giraffe and you stretch your neck to kiss other giraffes

here is a game where you’re a bunny trying to jump on bells during winter

here is a game where you try jumping to make the ladybugs around you fly away

here is a game where you collect blue birds and fly together

here is a game where you try to land on cars while flying about with an umbrella

here’s a whole website full of cute games like the ones listed above!

airbenderjenni

Transparent Gaang {x}

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leedsboyfriends

This is possibly my favorite thing that’s ever been trended on twitter

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heartbreakirwin

bodyshotcal

how much do you wanna bet it was luke

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i think it was michael

bodyshotcal

I mean Luke’s the only one who tweets like that..

so like…99% sure it was Luke

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notheartbroken

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5SOS On Ashton

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wetyugyeom

idk why but i cAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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IM VCHOKING FJOIJ

calfuckinghood-blog

So I went I the concert last night and at one point Luke said “Thank god it’s not raining today because yesterday I was slipping all over the place” now I understand

darkromantiques

so, i realized that in the fam there are a lot of people reaching out for help on certain topics that don’t get the support they deserve- i’ve seen anon hate firsthand. so, i decided to make a lil masterpost of these 4 nerds to make you a lil happier :))

darkromantiques

VIDEOS

calum trying to say “yaaaaaas” and fucking it up

luke’s gIGGLE

IT’S A COW, LUKE

they started singing a spice girls song???

selfie wars

i’m a woman’s man

that stupid nacho cheese joke

michael sang britney spears one time

the ninja turtle schedule

luke hemmings or 8 year old child??? the world may never know

FACE TO FACE (all videos)

instagram video compilations (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

check out ohemmoh’s animated 5sos videos! :)

KEEKS

keek compilations: (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

newer keeks can be found here :)

TWITCAMS

12/7 // 1/18 // 9/8 // 10/7 // 8/5

google hangouts: 3/21/14 // #5SOSUPINDISSTREAM // #5SOSBDAY

MASTERPOSTS

credit goes to owners for these :))

masterpost of 5sos before they hit puberty to the maximum

dumb fanfic moments

snapchat AU’s

this band is really weird wow

lily has made powerpoints and things wow: (x) (x) (x)

INSPIRATIONAL THINGS WOW

idk if this is fake or nah but EVERYONE LISTEN TO LUCAS NOW

calum’s here 4 u

ash is such a sweetie

TWEETS

not 5sos, but things other bands have said :)) i really love this one :)

MUSIC VIDEOS

don’t stop // amnesia // heartbreak girl // out of my limit // try hard // she looks so perfect // amnesia (lyric video) // voodoo doll // wherever you are // don’t stop (lyric video) // she looks so perfect (lyric video) // try hard (newer version)

OTHER THINGS TO DO/IMPORTANT THINGS

anxiety & panic attack masterpost // feeling okay? // how to deal with mental illness

the masterposts listed above have resources you can use to gain help/talk to a professional, etc. i recommend these, and they include even more links to help you cheer up :))

OTHER

a list of games // get a hug :) // movies you can wATCH ONLINE OH MY G;OD // movie night masterpost!!! // brownie in a mug // COOKIE in a mug // even more mug recipes!!! // tv shows masterpost // blog that FINDS tv shows omg // HOW TO MAKE A BLANKET FORT (HIGHLY RECOMMEND)

UPDATE: there is an entire tag dedicated on my blog to 5sos doing dumb things

hey, and if you ever need someone to talk to, my ask is always open :)

have a nice day ilysm <33333

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Michael: 5 MINUTES

Calum: Oh shit, oh shit, where are my pants, (Y/N) have you seen my pants?

You: No Calum I haven’t seen your pants

Ashton: Hi guys! We’re going live in about five minutes,

Michael: FOUR FUCKING MINUTES

Michael: (Y/N) DID YOU HEAR ME SAY FOUR FUCKING MINUTES?

You:...

mar-rs

1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them. 2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it. 4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck. 5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’. 8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. 9. Don’t dumb it down. 10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut. 11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack. 12. Never park in front of a bar. 13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly. 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend. 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard. 16. A suntan is earned, not bought. 17. Never lie to your doctor. 18. All guns are loaded. 19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once. 21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year. 22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good. 23. A handshake beats an autograph. 24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out. 25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short. 26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature. 27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event. 28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets. 29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it. 30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends. 31. Eat lunch with the new kids. 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you. 33. It’s never too late for an apology. 34. Don’t pose with booze. 35. If you have the right of way, take it. 36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname. 37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family. 38. Never push someone off a dock. 39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant. 40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it. 41. Don’t make a scene. 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best. 43. Know when to ignore the camera. 44. Never gloat. 45. Invest in good luggage. 46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too. 47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser. 48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp. 49. Give credit. Take blame. 50. Suck it up every now and again. 51. Never be the last one in the pool. 52. Don’t stare. 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally. 54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once. 55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking. 56. Admit it when you’re wrong. 57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done. 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them. 59. Thank the bus driver. 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son. 64. Know how to cook one good meal. 65. Learn to drive a stick shift. 66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime. 67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself. 68. Dance with your mother/father. 69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work. 70. Always thank the host. 71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late. 72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes. 73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt. 74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk. 75. Keep your word. 76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately. 77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months. 78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs. 79. Don’t be the talker in a movie. 80. The opposite sex likes people who shower. 81. You are what you do, not what you say. 82. Learn to change a tire. 83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them. 84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it. 85. Don’t litter. 86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important. 87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest. 88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm. 89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly. 90. Make the little things count. 91. Always wear a bra at work. 92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it. 93. You’re never too old to need your mom. 94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill. 95. Know the words to your national anthem. 96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone. 97. Smile at strangers. 98. Make goals. 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime. 100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

a high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via live-la-bella-e-vita)

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Fuck this. Fuck this post so much.

Do not tell me you’re best friend would not sit in at your lunch table for three fucking days just staring blankly at your old seat wishing that you were there to fill the space with laughter.

Do not tell me your younger brother would not break down in the middle of class because you guys started talking about your favorite type of subject in school.

Do not tell me your mother would not stare into the mirror with trembling lips wishing she could be bringing you home from the hospital rather than having to escort you away in a casket to the nearest graveyard.

Do not tell me your father would not begin working the night shifts to distract himself of the silence at home because you’re not up until the ungodly hours of the night talking to what’s-his/her-face on the phone because you guys are so in love.

Do not tell me your boyfriend/girlfriend would not go into your room and put on the last hoodie you wore trying to desperately imprint your sent onto their skin so they never forget your smell.

Do not tell me your friends would not stare blankly at the gymnasium wall after the principal has announced your death to the entire school making no sound trying to convince themselves this is just another one of your impractical jokes.

Do NOT fucking TELL ME this bullshit line of how the stars would still appear the sun would still come out the earth would still rotate and the seasons will still change because without YOU you lil beautiful piece of human being none of these people will want ANY of that to happen.

So yes.

Fuck this.

Fuck this post so much.