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Aco

Headcanon that whenever Byleth invites someone to tea the student in question immediately goes back to their classmates and brags about it and everyone gets super jealous because "oh man I want to have tea with the professor too, no fair!"

The students start paying extra attention in class and making an even bigger effort to do good just because they hope to snatch an invitation.

The grades have never been higher. Hanneman and Manuela want to know what Byleth's secret is until they have tea with them once and get emotional over it for a month

How can one person be so precious?!

Byleth, of course, has no idea that this is happening and just happily makes notes of what kind of tea the students like because they genuinely care about them and that's literally all there is to it.

Someone sees the list when they drop off some documents on Byleth's desk and the next day Byleth finds a huge basket filled to the brim with every kind of tea available at the market, a new tea set and a thank you note signed by everyone

Byleth doesn't know what to do with all these emotions so they go to Jeralt who reads the note, takes a deep breath, hugs his kid and cries a little.

Coming back was the best thing that ever happened to him is it means seeing his child get the love they deserve.

#FE3H

yourplayersaidwhat

The DM said it, does that count?

#dnd

disastervaxildan

The Legend of Vox Machina

#dnd

bloominflowers

some of my all time favourite Stray Kids songs ✌

insomniac-arrest

The Sliding Scale of Gay Math Competence

contrary to popular belief, Gays can do math, but only at MAX CAPACITY, you can either invent the laws of gravity or you can cry over fractions

there is no in between

insomniac-arrest

this is… the fairest call out I’ve ever received

you are like, incredibly correct

nkim-doodles

Another batch from my Blue series! :)

#art

herssian

change your art style if it doesn’t suit your needs anymore or if it makes you feel bad or you simply want to experiment. change it even if you’ve made a following, even if you think you’ll lose the feedback you’ve already gathered. art is personal and experimental, don’t let the internet stop you from finding what art (esp your own art) means to you please + thank u

phantasmalace

This is super important, but I also wanna add to it. If you like how your style has been developing and how it looks, don’t feel like you have to change it either. Art evolves all the time, but that doesn’t mean you need to force change either. You don’t need to change your style to something “more popular” if you like how it is or your own track of development. Make your art into something you enjoy.

#important

dxactivatxdusxr

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

fitzefitcher

#this is team skull

its-just-a-phage

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

yallmightt

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

anotherdayforchaosfay

My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats. The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe. Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle. Whenever he came over I’d put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats don’t like being shut away without one of us.

One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box. I let her out and decide, hey, I’m hungry, and decide to the kitchen. I forgot to shut the bedroom door.

Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent. My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up. I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy’s leg, purring, and doing her “let me on your lap” meow. The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out. I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude she’s harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her. Very slowly he touches my cat’s face, and she leans right into his hand. He then pets her back and sighs because she’s really soft and purring like mad. After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it’s okay if she sits on his lap.

He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat. The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats. He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them. A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent.

ruffboi-mags

Oh no a new one!!!

jack-the-lion

Blessed post.

anaalihelmisimpukka

I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went ”I always wanted to learn how to ride but I’m afraid of horses because they’re so huge. If I could ride ponies like this, maybe I’d dare but now I’m too big and heavy for them.” You should have seen his face when I told them that actually they’re not ponies, just small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing I’m helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride.