In a shocking twist, Louie is actually giving food to Olimar, instead of robbing him. It's a chocolate shearwig mousse! "Supposed to be some sort of chocolate holiday, I think. So, uh. Here you go." Louie ate most of it, but hey. Give him credit for saving some for the captain.
“Why, I think so too, Louie. These strange holidays that cease to show up on every single planet you and I go to I have yet to completely figure out, but chocolate gifting is something I’ve seen going around! I do like it how you’ve taken some time to try out the traditions and...”
He actually looked at the piece of bitten chocolate that hardly filled the entirety of his palm.
“When you gift something, Louie, you do understand that it is quite regular and expected for said gift to be untampered with, correct?” A depressed and defeated sigh before he dropped the little morsel right back into Louie’s hands. He was too old for sweets anyways, he continued to tell himself.