Can You Stake My Heart?

Cas | they/them | 22 |

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

there's many types of gnomes and while some will relish in your company with joyous abandon there are just as many that would light a fuse that led to a powder bomb they stealthily snuck into your back pocket

[sawvi]

when hoffman showed up this guy on the other side of the theater screamed "HOFFMAN!" like he just won the lottery and like. girl same

[karman4e]

[dandeliondelivery]

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

[gerardpilled]

“Omg can I take a photo of your costume!!”

The karkat cosplayer who is fighting to stay lucid while wearing a size too small binder and breathing in body paint fumes:

[coffinshippings-deactivated2024]

Shouldn’t be waking up moaning but here I am- these behind the scenes photos are everything …

[mypoorcanary]

sadly walking out of the doctor's office holding a piece of paper that says "fat pussy" in letters so big everyone in the waiting room can read it

[gerardpilled]

“Omg can I take a photo of your costume!!”

The karkat cosplayer who is fighting to stay lucid while wearing a size too small binder and breathing in body paint fumes:

[nenmul]

picnic 🧺🌝

[sandmandaddy69]

[inkipri]

sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i'm like. wow.. i'm going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive

[arcnoise]

Customer: BEAT OFF DMV: OFF (2008) IS BELOVED INDIE VIDEO GAME BY MORTIS GHOST Verdict: ACCEPTED

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dostoyevsky-official]

if you leave out soft bread, it gets hard, but if you leave out hard bread (crackers, etc), it gets soft. and you're telling me we can understand anything in this world

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[loathsomespider]

evil california dmv

CUSTOMER: BITCH

DMV: BITCH IS A KIND OF DOG, DOG IS FOUND IN NATURE. NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

Verdict: ACCEPTED

[ovur]

I wish judas was a girl so I could defend his actions