✨pillarman simp✨

REQUESTS: Open! 💜 Mostly Pillarmen content, but P5 characters welcomed (pfp credit - LKIKAI on twt)

[pillarsimps]

✨Rules (but Updated!!)✨

N//sfw? Can do. However, anything noncon related will be ignored. I don’t really want to do that kind of stuff

Please block the tag “pillar fuckers” if you are a minor or just not interested in that kind of content. You can also block “n//sfw” since that’s what I’ll be tagging stuff as well

Please be specific with you request! Tell me the stuff you want to see. Also add the pronouns you want the S/O to have! I mostly make them gender neutral. For smut, you can add if they’re afab, amab, ftm, mtf… all that!

This is mostly a blog for pillarmen x reader, but I’m allowing p5 characters (la squadra and bruno’s gang) because… I just want to write about them. Other characters may get included in the future

And speaking of the pillarmen… requests for them will be prioritized because, y’know, this blog was originally for them

The character limit is four per request (So sorry Mista..)

I can try doing yandere headcanons. No promises that they’ll be good though

Any questions? Let me know

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Pillarmen’s Reactions to Their S/O Massaging and Squeezing Their Tiddies ❤️‍🔥

I’m so sorry for the inactivity! I’ve been very busy and I didn’t have the time nor motivation to write :( I’ll try being more active now though!

Also, the little flame heart is there when something is either very or just a little lewd 👀 Posts with.. interesting stuff will have the “PillarFuckers” tag 😳

💜Kars💜

Before his S/O could even touch his chest, the first thing he asks is “What are you doing?”

Don’t worry, he’ll allow it! Kars loves being pampered, and if it’s his S/O pampering him, that’s even better!!

He’ll hum softly and relax as they massage and squeeze his chest

Kars will ask them if they’d like him to do the same for them

🧡Esidisi🧡

When they start massaging his chest, he’ll let out a moan. Purposefully loud, just to see if they get a bit flustered

His chest is very warm, makes you want to shove your face in between his tiddies 👀 If it wasn’t his S/O who put their hands on his chest.. they’re going to get badly burnt

Esidisi will tease his S/O and ask them “Can’t keep your hands to yourself, can you?”

He’ll let them squeeze and massage his chest as long as they want! He’s enjoying it, so why complain about it?

💛Wamuu💛

He’s definitely caught off guard. Maybe even a little flustered too

Does his S/O.. need something? Expect him to say “What are you doing? If you want my attention.. you have it, my beloved.” Wamuu is going to sound pretty confused.. because he is!

He doesn’t mind the touching, as long as it’s not in front of his masters or anywhere in public. His red face is only for you to see 👀

Things could get a LOT more interesting if you start touching other places too ;)

❤️Santana❤️

To be honest, he doesn’t have much of a reaction. There’s not much of a change in his face, but he may look a little puzzled

Is his S/O curious about his muscles? Is that it? Then they can squeeze and grab as much as they please. He doesn’t mind

Santana may even squeeze his S/O’s chest too! If they feel his, it’s only fair if he can feel theirs, right?

If someone other than his S/O tries grabbing his tiddies… they’ll become his meal

[pillarsimps]

Current Requests!

My lovely little anons…. I have received thy requests…

If you don’t see yours here, resend it!!

Reverse harem with the pillarmen

Pillarmen with a chatty S/O

Submissive pillarmen (NSFW)

La Squadra kidnapping reader (and getting beaten up)

[pillarsimps]

Your requests still open?

Yes they are! :)

[pillarsimps]

*pops in* HEY GANG

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Happy new year!! But there’s a reason why I’m here.

Basically, bringing the blog back! I’m going to try and be more active and not… disappear for months. Anyway…

Important updates! I changed the rules a bit, and there’s new characters to request! Shocker! I hope y’all can welcome La Squadra and Bruno’s Gang :)

The pillarmen will not be forgotten <3 requests for them will be prioritized! Mostly, at least. But don’t let that stop you!

I decided to delete previous requests. It’s a new year after all! And I don’t think those anons will see their request completed… and other people may not be into JJBA…

but anyways, requests are open!! Again!!

[pillarsimps]

Oh sweet your back. To be fair I thought you died. But it’s good your alive.

Death is Temporary.

[pillarsimps]

Kars x Trans! Male Reader

He may have been suspecting that his s/o is trans. Kars is very attentive and will pick up on how uncomfortable he gets when using fem terms or pronouns.

Kars considered confronting him about it, but decided against it. He’s very patient, and doesn’t mind waiting weeks, months, or even years for his s/o to come out.

But until then, Kars will start using more gender neutral petnames! If he sees that he doesn’t like it, then he’ll stop and try something different.

When his s/o does come out to him, he isn’t surprised. He has been waiting for this moment. Kars let’s him know that their gender identity won’t make him love him any less.

Pet names he will use on his s/o would be: beloved, prince, mi amor, mi sol.

Kars would totally call you pet names in Spanish. Trust me I’m literally Mexican.

✨Requested by: Anon✨

[pillarsimps]

UPDATE: don’t worry my dear little simps, i’m back to post pillar stuff. i still kinda have fnaf brainrot, but im getting botw brainrot too 💀

ALSO, requests are closed! i really need to work on all the requests i got

[pillarsimps]

hello my sweet followers do y'all know that i love you all? :)

[pillarsimps]

Y'all.. i am SO sorry for the inactivity!! my fnaf brainrot returned and i'm losing interest of jjba/the pillarmen

I'll still try to make new posts tho!! But... frebby fazbear....

[pillarsimps]

omega! pillarmen x alpha!reader…….. got me foaming at the mouth fr

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[asubmissiveview]

Listening to this video brought tears to my eyes, but what an incredible way to let 911 know you need help in a situation like this.

[instructor144]

BOOST. If my kid sister had known this, she’d be alive today.

[whatacuntyouare]

Don’t know if they do this in the UK but they should

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[pillarsimps]

Pillarmen’s Reaction to Their S/O Biting Them

💜Kars💜

He’s definitely caught off guard. He’s literally like “????” when he gets bit

Kars assumes that his S/O wants attention, or maybe they’re upset with him about something

Once he finds out that the reason they’re biting him is to show affection, he might start doing it in return

He definitely bites back (gently, unless you want it hard 👀) on good days. On bad days, he just accepts it. Maybe even nuzzle his S/O a little… their affection would make his day better

🧡Esidisi🧡

He looks down at his S/O and says “..were you trying to hurt me? Well it wasn’t that painful, sweetheart!”

He definitely will do it back, even if he doesn’t know they do it as affection

But once Esidisi does learn the reason, he does it back, and will leave many bite marks

He draws a bit of blood, mainly because of his sharp teeth. And those bite marks? They may be a bit hard to hide…

💛Wamuu💛

He’s very confused when he gets bit by them. Is his S/O angry? Do they want to fight?? What’s the reason??? …it’s out of affection? Then he has nothing to worry about

He might not do it back to be honest. But there may be some times where he’ll bite them gently

It’s pretty strange to him. He knows that kissing, hand holding, hugging, etc. are ways to show affection. But biting? He’s pretty surprised

Wamuu does not mind his S/O biting him, no matter how hard. If that’s there way of showing affection, then he loves it

❤️Santana❤️

Santana will stare… silently and puzzled

He’ll bite his S/O back, maybe a bit harder than they did to him. But not enough to cause actual pain

They’re going to have to explain to him that they do it affectionately, otherwise he’ll think it’s just some random thing they do

He’ll bite his S/O back lovingly! He loves to show them that he cares and loves them a lot without using words

[pillarsimps]

I’ve noticed that people liked the dumb edit I made a few days ago so.. have this (really) old one! :)

[pillarsimps]

https://jonathanstigbitties.tumblr.com/post/668204067301064704/me-a-human-slave-lord-kars-i-think-im-pregnant

Your thoughts on this?

I think I’d actually get pregnant if Kars (or even the other pillarmen) glanced in my direction 🤩

Anyways that was really funny! :) I love how Esi was like “WAMUU! Kars is going to be a dad! WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE CHILD!”

[pillarsimps]

Pillarmen’s Reactions to Their S/O Massaging and Squeezing Their Tiddies ❤️‍🔥

I’m so sorry for the inactivity! I’ve been very busy and I didn’t have the time nor motivation to write :( I’ll try being more active now though!

Also, the little flame heart is there when something is either very or just a little lewd 👀 Posts with.. interesting stuff will have the “PillarFuckers” tag 😳

💜Kars💜

Before his S/O could even touch his chest, the first thing he asks is “What are you doing?”

Don’t worry, he’ll allow it! Kars loves being pampered, and if it’s his S/O pampering him, that’s even better!!

He’ll hum softly and relax as they massage and squeeze his chest

Kars will ask them if they’d like him to do the same for them

🧡Esidisi🧡

When they start massaging his chest, he’ll let out a moan. Purposefully loud, just to see if they get a bit flustered

His chest is very warm, makes you want to shove your face in between his tiddies 👀 If it wasn’t his S/O who put their hands on his chest.. they’re going to get badly burnt

Esidisi will tease his S/O and ask them “Can’t keep your hands to yourself, can you?”

He’ll let them squeeze and massage his chest as long as they want! He’s enjoying it, so why complain about it?

💛Wamuu💛

He’s definitely caught off guard. Maybe even a little flustered too

Does his S/O.. need something? Expect him to say “What are you doing? If you want my attention.. you have it, my beloved.” Wamuu is going to sound pretty confused.. because he is!

He doesn’t mind the touching, as long as it’s not in front of his masters or anywhere in public. His red face is only for you to see 👀

Things could get a LOT more interesting if you start touching other places too ;)

❤️Santana❤️

To be honest, he doesn’t have much of a reaction. There’s not much of a change in his face, but he may look a little puzzled

Is his S/O curious about his muscles? Is that it? Then they can squeeze and grab as much as they please. He doesn’t mind

Santana may even squeeze his S/O’s chest too! If they feel his, it’s only fair if he can feel theirs, right?

If someone other than his S/O tries grabbing his tiddies… they’ll become his meal

[pillarsimps]

How would the pillar man react to their s/o asking to touch their boobs? I'm sorry if this is weird but it just popped into my head 😭

It’s not weird at all! :)

And lucky for you, little anon.. I should have a post about touching pillartiddies up right now 👀