Hey there. Carrd wasn't working out for me so here's a half assed pinned. My name is Asmund as you read in my bio, I use she/her. I primarily use mobile so if anything ever seems off with how I run this blog it's probably because I'm a phoneposter.
I'm a JJBA writer for parts 1-5, but because of my severe mental disorders I'm extremely picky about the quality of what I make. Expect very slow updates or quick abandonment of this blog entirely.
All that being said feel free to send requests! I write angst, fluff, nsfw, etc. I'm immune to damn near everything so I have no real limit as to what I will write unless it's NTR. I do NOT write NTR, apologies. I would heavily prefer to focus on self insert content but I may do canon/canon if asked enough. Feel free to go crazy with requests, they'll always be trigger warned above a read more and tagged especially if it's darkfic. I'll always try and write gender neutral reader unless specified in a request!
I have no real page rules besides the fact that while I am a NSFW and SFW blog I ask minors to NOT interact. Just please don't. Also don't bring discourse into here, trying to bring up identity, shipping, etc discourse on this blog is an instant block.
I'm also a selfshipper but this is getting long so if you really wanna know my f/os you'll have to ask me.
i see two anime girls kissing and i feel nothing, this isnt a win for wlw, these things are barely human and they represent women as much as green M&M does
you wouldn't make a senior citizen do such a gross thing... would you?
warnings: gn reader, monogamous pairing, piss kink, wetting, public humiliation, general humiliation, mischevious lil reader wants to start shit, dom reader and sub oldseph sort of, dubcon, jotaro also lowkey has the kink
Joseph Joestar was a man bordering on seventy years old. He was a perfect image of attractiveness whispered about older men with his huge stature, grizzled features and alluring grin. Perhaps you would've been interested in him even if he wasn't this age, but how lucky he was so many years old.. It was the perfect excuse.
Your precious plan had started with meeting him at the lobby of the hotel the Crusaders were staying at, being one of the first to come from their slumber. As you stood with him waiting for the others and listening to him mumble on, you peeked into your bag, full and heavy with water bottles. You slipped your hand in and grabbed one, immediately holding it out for him. He blinked those pretty teal eyes at you in confusion, having never been offered a drink by you before. "The bottle's for you, don't worry," You began "Old people need to stay healthy right? Can't let you get dehydrated." His confusion turned to amusement, and he took it from you with a hearty chuckle. "Alright, it is important and all.. Thank you. But you don't have to look out for me." Whether he was actually trying to get you to keep things for yourself and quit fussing was lost on you as he screwed the cap off and began downing the water in an almost primal way, gulping down mouthfuls of the cool liquid that had you staring at the way his throat moved with every swallow. Who was he to deny a free drink, after all? Once he was done half of the bottle was gone, and he capped the bottle and wiped his wet mouth on his sleeve without so much as a glance in your direction. Though you had looked away to avoid tipping him off to the fact you were staring, your lips held a devilish smirk. The gears were finally in motion.
You'd sprinkled free water all throughout the day. While you focused on Joseph, you made sure to supply some to the others to, to avoid suspicion. It was an absolute drag of a ride, from the second you all had hopped into the car you'd had hours of road to cover- and while Polnareff and Jotaro passed time by doing ridiculous party tricks with the water you gave them you had your eyes on the prize. Eventually he had stopped reminding you to not worry about him through it all. Your mind was filled with nothing but how full Joseph's bladder was getting with every guzzle of water. Even though the car had stopped once or twice to let the complaining Polnareff take a piss or let Kakyoin buy snacks for the same whiner, you'd noticed he never actually left the car to piss; everytime he stepped out he was simply stretching and sorting out the issue of the soreness in his back or shoulders before everyone left again.
By the time he clued you in on his current status he was in the front seat driving everyone down a long quiet road, nothing but the low hum of the radio and conversation filling your ears. It was simple, all Joseph had done was make a small, low noise of discomfort and shift his hips in the seat. Something no one would have noticed. No one except you. You were staring him down like a hawk from your place in the backseat, everyone was so preoccupied, even the usually quiet Jotaro had struck a discussion with his grandfather before the little tell you caught onto.
"Gramps, are you listening?" Jotaro questioned his grandfather, making Joseph glance at him and fidget again. "I am! Just getting comfortable. Go ahead, continue!" He plastered on yet another signature smile, but quickly looked back to the road. "Right. So, you know about how sting rays defend themselves, but.." Jotaro continued with his talk of marine life and what he knew, but instead of encouraging Jotaro through speech as he dis before, Joseph was nothing but quiet. Occasionally he met eyes with Jotaro to keep the student going, but it was clear to anyone watching as hard as you were that his mind was occupied with something much more dire. You'd leaned in a little, both you and Joseph feigning interest in what Jotaro was prattling on about, but while the Joestar was focused on the road in desperation you had your eyes on him. You occasionally made a hum like you were shocked and intrigued when Jotaro dropped his facts, the suspicion kept off you as your eyes raked over Joseph.
His cheeks had begun to flush, his hand gripping the steering wheel as though his life depended on it, beads of sweat rolling along the surface of his forehead, and the most repeated sign of his need: the way he quivered in his seat. How he wriggled his ass in the leather exterior of the driver's seat and tensed his body, trying to do anything to keep from humiliating himself in front of everyone. The best part of it all?
He knew.
You knew he knew. By now he had to, your targeting of him wasn't just going to go unnoticed by the experienced eyes of Joseph Joestar. And he only proved this when he took a dekko right at you from the corner of his eye, his mouth slightly agape. And all you could do with beam innocently at him, as though your intent wasn't ruttish.
By the time the dam broke, you all weren't far from the hotel. Just a couple dozen miles, and he could finally hop out of the car and get to a bathroom. Now he was astir and his lips parted to speak with a shaky pitch. "Anyone need to use the bathroom?" His question was abrupt and loud, glimpsing back behind his shoulder like he was trying to be thoughtful of others. Polnareff spoke up casually from behind you, a hairless eyebrow raised and looking up at the ceiling in thought with a hum. "Yeah, I could use a piss break." Avdol next to him spoke up, gently herding his tarot cards back into a stack from the makeshift reading the two had done with a simple textbook to pass the time. "As could I. No need to rush though, it isn't urg-" "Great! Once we're past the street, we can pull over real quick!" He once again smiled and focused on the road, scanning the road for any clumps of buildings anyone could hide behind. As it was, the structures were scarce enough to give you quite the charge for public indecency if he were to pull over now, and he wasn't keen on flashing his ass and balls to everyone behind him anyhow. "W-Well.. He did say try to say it wasn't urgent, Mr. Joestar.." Kakyoin put in next to you, to which Joseph just pulled a hand off the wheel to gesture dismissal at. "Heh! No worries! The sooner you can go the better anyway!" Joseph chuckled and put more pressure on the pedal, taking a series of sharp turns to the nearest cluster of structures.
What he didn't expect was to hit a pothole. The road hadn't been gone over around this end it seemed, and the tires came to an abrupt collision with the depression that sent everyone flying upwards or forwards. The car came to a halt, and most everyone was fine. Polnareff had slammed his head on the top of the car and was whining about his hair and the pain, Avdol had slammed into Polnareff's back, Jotaro and Kakyoin were protected by their seatbelts and only jostled about- but as you removed your face from the back of the driver's seat you realized Joseph was frozen still. A quick look showed you the growing dark patch on his pants, his eyes wide and staring at himself as he finally released his full bladder.
A spurt of urine must've been forced out of his overflowing bladder the second the clash happened, and he couldn't find it in him to stop. Any attempt to cease the flow made his bladder ache and scream to continue, making his tries feeble and useless. The piss puddled under him and soaked the seat, dripping down to the pedals in thick streams with the sheer amount he had been holding onto. By now the smell of urine had thickened in the air, catching everyone's attention. Jotaro recoiled a bit at the sight, glowering at him. "Gramps.." Was all he could say, annoyed disgust fitting his tone as he pulled the brim of his hat over his eyes with his thumb, you could faintly see a flush upon his face much tamer than the red on his old man's cheeks. Avdol was quick to do his best to try and take this the mature way, seemingly shocked that Joseph had pissed himself like a child as he climbed to the backseat to access a car door. "Mr. Joestar, if you're.. done, I can go and see if I can purchase a few towels.." Polnareff however was quick to make it even more awkward, hanging onto the edge of the backseat with a bewildered expression. "I mean.. Old people have accidents, right?" He began. "So it's gross but it isn't like it's something new.." "Polnareff, I don't think that's helping in any way." Kakyoin commented on Polnareff's poor choice of words causing the Frenchman to fire back that he was just saying that it wasn't a big deal, all while through the chatter Joseph looked back at you as Avdol tried to excuse himself out of the door on Kakyoin's side, and cracked a smile you could just faintly see on his blushing face.
And, of course, you smiled back. Lustful as ever. Maybe you'd set everyone up for this.
I am planning to drop a new fic I promise all of my followers. However I am very sad and feel horrible and have a lot to do so I'm sorry it's going so slow!!
Actually speaking of good dads. Wamuu. He'd be a good dad because not only is he more in tune to what humans feel than Esidisi or Kars but he also would never hurt his kids and if he managed to fall in love would cherish the babies he gets. Plus he'd be such a good bf concerned for his human lover carrying the baby
Oh yeah, 100%. It's like that one meme where that dad is kissing his daughter on the forehead sweetly on one panel for Wamuu while the other dad who's holding onto his kid by the leg like a fish would be Kars and Esidisi.
He's extremely loyal, especially with the one he loves. So if they have children, he's there every step of the way. Holding their hand during the birthing process, cleaning them up and holding them, taking care of them while you go to work, watching over the house/nest, teaching his children how to be monsters (either fly/transform/etc), procure food if they're all carnivores, etc. You've seen Wamuu fall asleep with his children on his chest sleeping peacefully, grooming them, playing around with them (so many rounds of horsey), and etc. It warms your heart and Wamuu has the biggest smile on his face when he sees you with his children in his arms, already flying out of his grasp to latch onto you.
Joseph Jr. huh? So like... Joseph Joestar the Second? Now that you mention it.. Jeez, that's growing on me quick. I was thinking Joshua or something... But Joseph II is super duper cute!! Oh gosh.. Alright, birthday boy. If Caesar agrees to it, and I think he will, our son will be Joseph Joestar the Second! Or, that'll be how he's referred to. He'll always be our little JoJo Jr~
Yeah! I think Joseph Joestar the second sounds much better. You really like it though? Haha! Nice! Oh... Jojo Jr is really adorable actually. I love the little guy so much already~ I canโt wait to meet him!ย
A giant cross state trip in the plane would be so nice wouldn't it? That's a lovely idea! I can stay in Caesar's lap and lean over and kiss you on the cheek or neck or give you a flurry of butterfly kisses on the head.. So many possibilities! By the way, I was thinking that for one last present from me personally would be that I'm giving you full permission to name our son. Caesar can't seem to settle on a name no matter what, and I think it'd be fair if you named our baby this time.. And then if we have a second Caesar could name that one! Do you have any ideas?
๐ Yeah! Maybe a bit ambitious, but we could definitely do it especially with me as the pilot itโs gonna be a fun ride! Wait really?! Iโm so honored youโd let me name our son, that actually really touches my heart you know. Also Iโm glad to know that itโll be ME name the baby this time! Youโre right Caesar can get the next one, Iโm sure thereโll be many more to come :D Hmm... Iโm thinking... Right, Joseph Jr. is good! OK OK maybe not... HMM... Now Iโve gotta think about it. Itโs gotta be a good name!ย
Joseph!! Caesar and I love you more than anything in the world and we hope we can make your birthday special for you, baby! Is there anything besides what we have planned out for you that we could do to make this day even better? Buying you some new bubblegum? Taking you on a cross-state trip? Getting your prosthetic gold plated?
๐ I love you both more than anything in the world too! You make every day special for me, so I bet todayโs going to be an even extra special day too. I think youโve already planned a great day for me! A cross-state trip sounds fun, since Iโm already going to pilot the plane Iโll be sure to get us there! We could probably do a couple of different states today!!ย Gold plated... Iโve never considered that before... Thatโs kinda flashy. I like it.ย
Happy birthday, my love! Me and Caesar are so excited to finally give you the birthday plans we've had in mind for this special day! Not only did we hand-bake a chocolate cake with frosting of your favorite color, but we also booked a plane for you to pilot! It'll be so romantic, you're so good at flying- an intimate experience with you that we both know you'll love! And after that, I have a nice reservation at fancy restaurant with that fried chicken you love so much! And we have plenty of gifts to give you~ I can't hold it back, so I'll spoil the best one: We got you a puppy! He's a Beagle and only about a month old, but he is a rescue. Try to be quieter and more slow around him until he gets uses to you okay?
Also, don't tell Caesar, I want to reveal this to him on the plane. But since you're the birthday boy I'll tell you first. It's a boy! The baby is a boy! I think Caesar still thinks it's a girl, hehe.
Love you always, Asmund.
๐ Asmund,
Thank you, my love! Iโm excited to see what you two have planned today! You hand baked something for me?! Nice, itโs gonna taste extra sweet Iโm sure! Wait, Caesar actually let you book a plane for me?! Gotta take advantage of this opportunity before he changes his mind. Wow, I feel so spoiled already!! WAIT A PUPPY?! For me?! Thatโs... Wow, you two are so amazing! I canโt wait to meet him. Iโve gotta think of a great name for him... HMM... Iโm not sure yet, but itโs gonna come to me soon. Youโre the best Asmund, thank you and Caesar so much. Todayโs going to be a great day!!!ย
WHAT?! AND weโre having a baby boy?! I feel like I must be dreaming oH MY GOD if this is a dream I definitely donโt want to wake up!ย
Love,
Joseph
p.s. I just pinched myself and no Iโm not dreaming! Iโm so happy, I love you and Caesar so much.ย
