pilon's Damp Cave

I like to blog. I have failed you all.

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"The grass is always greener on the other side."

Deborah.

I will torch your shit if you bother me with this passive aggressive garbage again.

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Idea: Futurama episode where Nixon is up for re-election and his opponent is a robot by the name of Robama and when he says uh and takes pauses it sounds like he's buffering.

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Accusations of autism have been on a noticeable rise. Desires to create a comic of Star Trek OC's with blatant author self insert have been noted. My concern grows

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Can't wait to become ancient and curmudgeonly and all the wrinkles on my face show a life well lived.

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I have declared myself immune to losing the game as I saw a tiktok in 2020 that said a golden labrador had purified me and I had won the game and never had to play again.

This is a hill I will Die on.

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Sometimes I mourn the Simpsons tapped out game. Like a lost love.

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Just had to watch Midsommar with my roommate after they said it was about a couple which I assumed meant a romantic drama thing. So, I reluctantly watched this movie with them.

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Dude. What the actual fuck is happening? Like, I get some of the symbolism in the movie but then just... What is happening?

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Just had to watch Midsommar with my roommate after they said it was about a couple which I assumed meant a romantic drama thing. So, I reluctantly watched this movie with them.

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I swear to the gods if even one more eagle tells me how tender my liver is I'm just going to start screaming

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Your sin will be revealed. The darkness and depravity of your soul will be seen by all. Even the heavens will weep at the horrors you have unleashed upon the world. None will pity your passing.

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Neil Young's song "Old Man" got me crying in the shower like muscle man

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Got an email from TurboTax saying I haven't filed my taxes yet, but I filed with H&R block this year, and all I could think of was this comic panel

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I accidentally put in lofi gorl, and now all I can think about is Gru dressed up like the lofi girl.

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How I yearn to be a hermit who the locals come to for sage life advice

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New headcanon about Voyager's crew getting crazy good promotions when returning to the alpha quadrant like how Janeway gets promoted to admiral.

And just poor little Harry Kim only gets promoted to Lieutenant

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Is there an episode of House where they say "It's never lupus." And then it actually is lupus?

And if not, who do I contact to make this happen?

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Sometimes reddit's r/all page will appear and disappear from the mobile app and I like to think r/all breaches containment to tell me what's going on before the reddit admins tackle it and put it down like a rabid dog