All ships ready for warp

Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu, Helmsman on the USS Enterprise. Attending to her and her crew on their first five-year mission. Unbeknownst to his crewmates, Sulu is also an agent of Starfleet's new initiative -- providing classified assistance on high risk, covert missions when required. (More details under the record page.) It's a good thing I'm drunk. { Indie nuTrek!Sulu roleplay account. Tracking: pilotthestars }

[corliontari-deactivated20150516]

"Try having to adjust your genitals every time you put on pants."

"Wow, okay, that is giving me some weird images. I’m not sure if I want to die with my face stuffed between someone’s legs."

[pilot-thestars]

"You don't say. Gosh, I have no idea how that's like."

"See, it's giving me fantastic images. And it would probably give you a little more practice in hand-to-hand combat. Or, you know, thigh-to-face." Teasing him was way too fun and way too easy.

[corliontari-deactivated20150516]

"I’m sure the roundness allows for some smoother airflow."

Wait, fuck.

[pilot-thestars]

"Is that your professional opinion?"

"You have no idea annoying these things are going to be in the gym. Then again, I could probably still strangle you with my thighs."

[corliontari-deactivated20150516]

I’m not saying McCoy thinks Sulu makes a hot lady. But Sulu makes a hot lady.

[pilot-thestars]

o rreaaaally

[corliontari-deactivated20150516]

"…" They make fantastic pillows and add some buoyancy, right?

Goddamn. Caught in another trap. Am I supposed to say: I love you, even if your boobs aren’t aerodynamic? Wait.

[pilot-thestars]

"Enterprise to Doc McCoy. Come in."

... Did he just look at my non-aerodynamic boobs?

[corliontari-deactivated20150516]

Well, you see

I can’t do surgery pregnant. Plus, you have the more feminine figure. 

[pilot-thestars]

How dare you.

BOOBS ARE NOT AERODYNAMIC. You'd better be spoiling me.

[pilot-thestars]

whoa

hang on

what do you mean

i have to have the uterus

[narakobayashi]

SOO CUTE ♥

[corliontari-deactivated20150516]

Let's make babies.

{ Fucking hell, he hates drunk people walking into Sickbay }

[captrek-blog-blog]

so u guys heard of this new game right

[paveltwerkov-deactivated2014031]

    Chekov glanced over his shoulder just in time to see Sulu’s arm reaching out to him. He let out a sound half way between a giggle and screech, speeding up looking back in front of him just in time to notice the end of the hall. His feet slid on the slick tiling as he attempted a far too sharp turn to avoid colliding into the wall.

   ”Derr`mo, derr’mo!” He breathed as he barely made it, stumbling to a stop, laughing in between pants, “That was close.”

He shrugged his shoulders at Sulu, grinned, and then darted off again.

[pilot-thestars]

    His chest was heaving, but oh, at least it was nearly over. Sulu could already see that Chekov's momentum was dying down and for good reason, too, because he nearly suffered a head-on collision. 

    "You should really watch where you're-- are you serious?"

   With an agonized groan, he pursued the ensign after quickly dodging another ruffled crewman. Someone called out after him, but the only thing he heard was the sound of his own feet against floor, the hot breath off his tongue. Halfway down the hall, he was starting to lose pace. Sulu needed to think of something fast. "Ow. Ow. My ankle." If that wasn't enough, he began to slow, roughing his shoulder against the nearest wall.

[thekirkdirective]

“…uh huh.

And all this time I thought Belle was an ensign. This explains a lot.”

[pilot-thestars]

     "Yeah. I probably should have said something about that.    There aren't regulations about having too much plantlife in your cabin, right?"

[lionmxn-blog]

        “Sure, Sulu, you’ve got a very pretty voice.          But people are sleeping, so you gotta be quieter.”

He snorted, grabbing onto him before he could fall over. He didn’t think even he was this bad when drunk.

        “S’fine, I’ve had uglier men trying to cop a feel.”

[pilot-thestars]

     "Oh. Sleeping, got it."

   Somewhat. He didn't exactly have an off button. Which, to be fair, probably explained why he was being a little handsy. Don't do drugs, kids. Or drink heavily on a starship. 

     "On the Enterprise? Whoa. Whoa."

[g2gofast-deactivated20181208]

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[paveltwerkov-deactivated2014031]

He grins,       "Race you there?"

He skipped into a sprint before waiting for a reply.

[pilot-thestars]

     "Wait a minu--,"

     What a cheat.

     Sulu took off after him, reaching for the back of Chekov's uniform when he nearly got within range. Damn, he forgot how fast he was. Everyone else flew against the walls as they went passed. 

[lionmxn-blog]

                  “Yes, Sulu.                     Stop laughing, someone is going to hear you.                     Hold onto my shirt, that was my ass.”

He is never, ever going to let Sulu forget this.

[pilot-thestars]

   "You think they might not like the sound of my voooice?      'Cause, my mom used to tell me s'like honey."

  Sulu teetered, swallowing laughter. "Oops."

[torturedandbrokensoul-archi-blog]

Reblog with gifs of the current moods of the muse and mun

[pilot-thestars]

Mun;;

Muse;;

[lionmxn-blog]

     ”We’re going to your quarters, Sulu.       Then you can happily pass out,       and have a terrible hangover in the morning.”

[pilot-thestars]

    "We aaare?"

    Sorry, he didn't know why he was giggling.   It probably had something to do with the fact that he was drunk out of his mind.