Pineapple Explosion

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[woolfi76]

It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit

[bumblebeebats]

When i was 11 i wrote a book in which everyone was named after ‘ancient writings’ and signs and stuff in their surroundings, so the main character was called. Panera

[bumblebeebats]

She had a bitchy older sister named Hershey. Her friends were named Coke and Pepsi. Pepsi died. It was really tragic

[bumblebeebats]

I will never top this in my whole career

[ya-gurl-emily]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

as much as i love my job, the minute i get rich, im quitting, buying a house and raising honeybees while opening a solarpunk cafe

[batmango307-blog]

I don’t know what solar punk is but I know I want to check out that cafe rhys

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

solarpunk is kind of a version of sci fi that is optimistic, achievable lifestyle/future that focuses on craftsmanship, community and technology thats powered by renewable resources. kind of a social anarchy take on the future that is both culturally diverse and environmentally friendly! these are a few pieces of artwork thats been done with this concept

[darkmelodies27]

Ah, so OP wants to live in a Ghibli movie. Understandable.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

UR GODDAMN RIGHT

[lianabrooks]

Yup. 

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[wizardnuke]

racism is a hell of a drug

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[snoopingasusualisee]

wallace and gromit american dub

[wayslidecool]

yo gromit this bread slaps

[perphella]

[transmasc-malleus]

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

[interruptingkau]

Best female anthro design:

[letstalkaboutheroes]

cursed female anthro design:

[rootbeergoddess]

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[prince-luffy]

Fish Tiddies

[pathesis]

[microbae]

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

[pineappleexplosion]

Watch my video and give me validation, please

[some-owl-ghost]

my favorite overly specific descriptions of things by Chris Fleming:

feel free to add

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[nymori]

I love this post so I made a thing.

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[screenshotsofdespair]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

I am not bound by mortal rules, hold my beer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Why does Catholic, the largest church, not simply eat the other churches?

[cinquespotted]

the Economist out here trying to fix the Schism of 1054

[cinquespotted]