Please Like Me

Allison, 26, USA; I'm very funny and very cool

[killrockstar]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[grickle14]

I can totally hear this cat tuning the guitar while the children find a good place to sit. 

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

I like the implication here that the other cats can play guitar, they’re just not as good

[txttletale]

bilionaires are so cool. this guy founded venmo by the way

[txttletale]

the so-called blood boy stigma

[godlessondheimite]

there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking

[so-much-for-subtlety]

This guy fucked.

[adamsmasher]

"sexually conflicted" he doesn't seem conflicted about it at all

[jellogram]

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

[jellogram]

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

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[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

When you have anxiety and that big wave of Guilt™ hits you for no reason and you just

[das-a-kirby-blog]

me about to type something in the chat but then I see the other person typing as well

[ombiblombi]

but you both end up erasing what you were going to say to let the other type

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

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[roycohn]

this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real

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