girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
Monterey Bay Aquarium

ellievsbear

roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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tannertan36
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we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@nymori
girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
@sarumans
evil great lakes
lake inferior
lake normal
lake offtario
lake hurton
lake michigan
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔
here we go again
reblogging the golden potato
hoping it will work
that my life will get a perk
Always reblog the potato.
Please potato
look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.
I need some luck
fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun
i meant road. road to success
Reblog the Toad of Success to sleep well, eat well, and have fun
they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.
I recently made friends with someone who offered to teach me how to make stained glass - a dream of mine for many, many years. After a lot of work, from designing to cutting and grinding glass, to foiling and soldering and adding patina, here is my very first piece! I'm so happy with it, and can't wait to make even more!
It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number
Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask
They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes
PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭
The second one
Update: woke up to this
This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste
CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?
listen im not HAPPY we’re all going through this. but i am at least relieved that other people can understand the mortal terror of “oh my god i think someone is doing their mundane household chores AT ME!!!!”
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
Sigh. At least I have this.
> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library
> read library book
> it's bad
Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)
official library post
i was born to be the bride of a creature
I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.
What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?
first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you
ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually
had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'
@chekhovs-tantrum
Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.
I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch
My friend helped host a linocut-themed birthday party for me, and it was a blast! I can't wait to do it again.