[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[kamlo]

please stop treating the word neurodivergent like it means the overlap between autism and adhd

[kamlo]

i dont know how to articulate this well but some of you act like neurodiversity starts with adhd and ends with autism. you talk about "the neurodivergent experience" and everytime you mean "the overlapping experience of adhd and autism."

please remember us when talking about neurodiversity. ocd, dyslexia, dyscaculia, personality disorders, tourettes, intellectual disabilities, schizo-spec disorders, etc. all fall under neurodiversity.

please stop saying neurodivergent when you mean "autism and adhd."

this post is okay to reblog but do not clown on it

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[flavoracle]

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[in-love-with-remus-lupin]

[orc-boar-dyke]

[chace-vito]

[biblically-accurate-milf]

[aunairhead]

I am Vinnie and I read books

@.everyone

[mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128]

I am reina and i read fanfics during online classes instead of paying attention

@ everyone

[spookthelilguy]

i am Sylas and I'm listening to yaelokre instead of doing productive shit

@ everyone

[tired-shipper]

I am willow and i watch heartstopper instead of doing homework

@ everyone

[pineconeslol]

i am Ash and i scroll tumblr/pinterest instead of studying

@ everyone

[aceofpans]

trying to hold my computer back from updating. Please baby don’t go you’ve held on this long uou can hold on a bit longer. And my computer saying I’m sorry my love but it has to be done. The corporate overlords demand it

[aceofpans]

[cradling her in my arms and watching her horrific new UI changes] oh, my sweet baby. What did they do to you. It’s okay now. I have you

[zeta-finnish]

Honestly?

Don't kys.

That's all.

[devilofdots]

decided to introduce my dad to chocolate guy

why does my dad text like a tumblrina

[instant-yuri-machine]

no but genuinely WHAT DOES HE DO WITH THE CHOCOLATE after he makes the statues??

[ninahufflepuff]

idk he should send it to me I'd appreciate it

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[twomoonsinthesky-twicenickel]

😂 <- are they laughing at me or with me though??

Very important distinction.

[the-grand-neb]

🔥<OH CURSES THEY WANT TO SET ME ON FIRE

[ajithink]

🐟

Ok ig

[jakejavu-offical]

🙁

Fair enough /silly

[anonmuos]

👌

Could be worse

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

🙏

Whats that supposed to mean

[artemisiamasterofnone]

☀️

Damn

[chaos-incarnate-xd]

🎆

what

[artemisiamasterofnone]

they 'sploded

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

🗣 what does this mean

[definitely-ao3-offical]

They gossip about you?

🚪 I don't wanna leave :(

[saber-toast-tiger]

👁 < theyre watching me

[halogen-insertlastparthere]

🦈

I…uhm… I don’t know what this means

[carn3lian-claws]

😔

Disappointed in me. I can see that

[veinsofwires]

👅

i. Uhm. Right then.

[carn3lian-claws]

OH WAITI MISREAD THE NUMBER SO MINE IS ACTUALLY DIFFERENT

😭

oh well that's not much better

[whitestreamrct2]

❤️ < - yay…?

@zeldafloof @silly-fi5h @bassyperson @chezzitezzi @maplethedarkshine @moonflower-wings-of-fire + open tags!

[moonflower-wings-of-fire]

🙏🏻I guess they are praying for my wellbeing

@bextheibex @crowinganimations @katnissforever @mustard-in-a-bottle @stargazer56cipher @obsessive4books

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

😔

Guys.. what does this mean?

@theonlyaardvark @iminruinz @themostrandommoon @mer-acle @petercanparkacar @moonflower-wings-of-fire @seventeeneleventeen @bardorsomethinglikethat

[themostrandommoon]

🇬🇧

I mean yeah? Ig?

@theonlyaardvark @mer-acle

[theonlyaardvark]

🙂‍↕️

I guess im doing good then

@mer-acle @iminruinz @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @isoldmysoultothefae

[isoldmysoultothefae]

😒

@mustard-in-a-bottle @bardorsomethinglikethat @ellie-moonbeam @six-sox and @st4ry3mi

[ellie-moonbeam]

🔥

Help what does this mean. Do they think I'm awesome or do they want to burn me alive.

@totally-real-mari-from-omori @zenkor123 @parker818 @valdezsimp02 @ollietheocto @laurenpool2711 @littleacorn777 @kirapjo0818

[zenkor123]

You have energy, but you need to use it before it burns out.

Decipher this:

🍚🍤🎃🧨🎈♣️♦️🕹🎮📞🎬🔍🎮🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🛝♨️♨️♨️🎠🎠🛻

Tagging

@justafewberries @writes-too-much @write-on-me-forever @manawari @mollywog @thesunpersists @jay--elle @glimmeringpearl @mega-aulover @thelettersfromnoone @nobodytellyouhow

@bajegal246 @instant-yuri-machine @waltzshouldbewriting @annoying-vegan

@emmaalovesbooks @ritalinrae

[instant-yuri-machine]

😔

me too, guardian angel, me too...

tags:

@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical

@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane

@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

holy taglist omg

😔 hey twinnnn

[pineconeslol]

🫪

Okay then…

[tuxankhamun]

"Use your Google account to log—"

just let me use your website you insufferable rat

[fairie-jane]

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

[snapdragon-rawrz]

so this is basically hwo it is

[devilofdots]

decided to introduce my dad to chocolate guy

why does my dad text like a tumblrina

[instant-yuri-machine]

no but genuinely WHAT DOES HE DO WITH THE CHOCOLATE after he makes the statues??

[ninahufflepuff]

idk he should send it to me I'd appreciate it

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rllysleepyy]

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead