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fredersen

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

worst-wizard-ever

nobody's winning if he has anything to do with it

#tf2

poopjournalist

What the fuck are you guys watching

I'm the winner of the worst CO leak this xcel energy guy has ever seen

glorioustragedykid

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

nostalgic-teddyy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

lonelyroommp3

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

letterful

kosmogrl

myothertardisisonthemun

tatzelwurming

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"