2 For 1 Faggot Special

~Paine, or sometimes Lexa~ ~she/her~ ~30s~ ~tma tranny faggot~

[coyotedollfag]

every so often we think about how we should write a pinned post biographical about me sort of thing, but quantifying the self has never been my strong suit

the self is fluid

it's just masks all the way down

you figure me out

[kifaprokumiv]

😴🌸 good morning only to gods favourite princess

[coyotedollfag]

if kitty is not supposed to eat plastic why everything is made of plastic???

[coyotedollfag]

kitty threw up btw 👉🐱👉

[coyotedollfag]

if kitty is not supposed to eat plastic why everything is made of plastic???

[satanfemme]

excuse me ma'am but I met your "evil alter" last night and I regret to inform you she's just a tsundere with moral ocd. no, it's ok, I can still call her evil if that's what she's into. yeah, I don't mind acting kinda scared of her during sex. I just wanted to let you know she's chill. yeah, and her paws are cute I thought so too.

[hyenagirlpenis]

Randomly assigning you and my other pet to either denial or overstimulation for a monthly regimen to see which results I like better. Forcing the two of you to get naked together and match edge for edge, denial for forced finish. Every day, sometimes more than once a day, one enviously watching as their own painful edge eases back down from the denied brink once again, while the other shakes and pants through yet another painfully overstimulated climax. Switching the two of you at the end of the month, because I'm still just not quite sure which I liked more, and maybe the best part is how badly both of you end up wanting what the other has anyway. The way you're both begging in tears for something different by the last day, how am I supposed to say no? 🥰

[noelle-ism]

why did you have that crash bandicoot picture downloaded

to be used at a moment's notice much like this one

[crescentalice]

you gotta teach that boymoder transfeminism before she reverts back to calling herself a "femboy" unironically

[crescentalice]

"I dunno... it's just so hard when people misgender me. Maybe it's easier if I just let people use he/him for me"

Wrong. that's internalized misogyny.

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[sleep-king-ao3]

THIS INCLUDES DARK SHIPS/KINKS

If they trigger you, it's alright, you don't have to interact with them, but you still have to combat disgust and mind your own business (as long as nobody gets hurt in the process obviously you know that)

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[pillowspace]

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest

[rexalogy]

[yay-kimblee]

[noelle-ism]

Funny post i saw

follow & enjoy Noelle-ism blog for more funny & real shit

[jame7t]

Funny post

[noelle-ism]

Thanks 💃

[noelle-ism]

oh fuck if somebody stole my post & do not reblog it then i will beat ass

follow & enjoy Noelle-ism blog to more funny & real shit

[tamamita]

I really like this post, Noelle

[noelle-ism]

For you, Tamamita.... My post is yours

[noelle-ism]

Could it be....?

is this posting "ai"...?

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[lapithae]

Vegeta: please bulma my people are dead just let me give my daughter a saiyan name

Bulma:

[shillelagh]

I think basically it would be really pleasant to find a bug type pokemon, like, a Wurmple, eating up your garden and say hey excuse me, these plants are really important to me and I would prefer you didn't eat them, do you want to come with me to the garden center and we can pick out something just for you? And you'd offer your hand and it would sniff and go wurm wurm! And crawl up onto your shoulder and you'd look at plants together and then when you go to the checkout a lady says you and your partner Wurmple make quite a cute pair and you start to say oh I don't really know this Wurmple we just met today and then you and the Wurmple look at each other and decide you both had a lot of fun together and that it would love to be your friend.

And then basically just this happens with different puppies and kitties and teacups and stuff like every few days.