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@pingyenotlingye
text ā ponnie
Lonnie: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE š š» PUTS BAD FRIENDS ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST! YOU DON'T WANNA BE A BAD FRIEND DO YOU?
Lonnie: You're right. I got you confused with the SMART friend who's NICE to me!
Lonnie: Then prepare to LOSE
Ping: Haven't you heard I'm already a 'bad friend'?
Ping: I AM NICE. YOU LOVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO WIN. BUT JUST FYI I ALREADY CALLED MARLEY AS A TEAMMATE SOOOOOO NO UNFAIR ADVANTAGE FOR YOU.
TEXTĀ ā TURKING
Turkey: Have you ever had a Christmas-dinner-leftover sandwich? Because I'm halfway through one now and it's lowkey a religious experience.
Ping: Nope, what's in it? Because it sounds similar to a Thanksgiving leftover sandwich which is underwhelming.
Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.
Oh man, Iām going to get in trouble for this. Donāt get me wrong @sumskellingtwin seems nice and all, but @lishangjr needs someone to help loosen up a little bit more and she seems a little bit tooā¦responsible and normal to bring that kind of spice to his life.
My top picks:
@marley-yao
@lilyofthegoth
@marykatehood
@eveningstardubois
@ellecharming
@haverlyarendelle
@jessgibbs
@xevie-grimhildex
@andreatriton
Jordan Jinn
Freddie Facilier
@aryapendragon
@ganiambrosius
lishangjrĀ·:
Wow. Know that I mean this with all my heart: fuck that, fuck you, and fuck off. I know youāre prone to running your mouth without thinking about what youāre saying and usually I let it go because I know itās just you, but I canāt this time. You obviously donāt even know her if you have these assumptions about her, and you need to learn that your actions have consequences so please donāt talk to me again until youāve learned to respect me, my decisions, and my girlfriend.Ā
And while Iām finally being unfiltered with you, I hate the nickname Junior. I truly, deeply hate. I always have.
Wow. Welp, let me know how prioritizing a girl over everything else in your life goes for you. Iām not going to apologize for feeling like you deserve the sun and youāre just reaching for the first star that shines your way. But good to know where I stand.
Kiara, DJ, Casper
Fuck: @kiara-okoye, weāre already game-married so I figure itās okay-ish.
Marry: @djcygnet, Iām a prince and we all know his grandma would love for him to marry into royalty. And Iām way cooler than your average royal.
Kill: @casperlockex Halloweentown freaks me out, sorry.
Summer, Winter, Portia
Fuck: @portia-ratigan seems cute and down to have fun.
Marry: @winskellingtwin isnāt really my type but I could do my bud @emmettvardaros a solid and keep her alive.
Kill: @sumskellingtwin whoops.
Lonnie, Marley, Li
Fuck: @li-lonnie is in great shape and it feels like weād find a way to make this fun at least.
Marry: I canāt marry my cousin sooooo @lishangjr even though this is a terrible idea.
Kill: Sorry @marley-yao, apparently itās too much for people to remember our MOMS ARE SISTERS.
Mary Kate, Cassie, Noa
Fuck: I may have had a lilā thing for @marykatehood before she got a boyfriend so yeah.
Marry: @cassieadale delivers reindeer, she seems like a cool person to live with. I bet thereād be lots of furry friends. Or feathered friends.
Kill: @n-atua I know everyone hooked up with him or wanted to hook up with him but, eh. @ariliki is the cuter Montonui kid.
Felix, Johnny, Kiara
Fuck: @felixstabby seems allergic to l*ve and I wouldnāt want to be in a sham marriage so...one night stand?
Marry: @kiara-okoye, Kiki is cool and might not hate love so gotta give it to her.
Kill: @lacklands, never talked to the dude but seems like a little bit of a drama queen and that is so not my thing. Maybe heād appreciate a great death scene?
TEXTĀ ā JING
Jess: So true. It baffles me how some people actually just take one and post. I have to take at LEAST ten.
Jess: There you go! My faith in you has somewhat been restored. Not completely, but it'll be up to you to figure out how you can restore the rest of it.
Ping: Sometimes I do post just one. I feel like you can spend TOO MUCH time catering to insta and get lost in the gram of it all.
Ping: What did I ever do to make you lose faith in me, J? I'm hurt. š¤
text š fang
Felix: That's disgusting. That whole childhood friend romance shit you just said. Never do that again. And lmao I don't watch the show so idk what you're talking about, I just watch the Auratube video supercuts of the dumbass things they day. The Office? Lmaooooo that show is boring as hell. Does anything even happen on it?
Felix: Bro that sounds like such a fucked up course. Why didn't you drop?
Ping: Um, it's not disgusting you're just a love hater. Like I've never BEEN IN LOVE so I can't say for sure, but all these shows and movies and books and songs and poems and video games must focus on it for a reason. The Princess Bride even says that true love is a force more powerful than even death. And to fall in love with someone super early and get to spend forever with them? That's super lucky. And Archie should appreciate Betty because, sure, Veronica is SUPER hot but a relationship can't just exist on sex. And like Jughead is cool in the comics where he just eats all the time but he's such an emo buzzkill in the TV show and Betty should dump him. Like look at Archie and Reggie and literally everyone else in the show. Way hotter and with way better personalities. Not really, that's the point. It's about appreciating the little things. What do you even watch that you think is so much better?
Ping: My dad wouldn't let me. He said he always regretted dropping gym in school and he thought it would help me learn a lesson or something. But hey, I did find a cute study buddy.
Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.
Oh man, Iām going to get in trouble for this. Donāt get me wrong @sumskellingtwin seems nice and all, but @lishangjr needs someone to help loosen up a little bit more and she seems a little bit tooā¦responsible and normal to bring that kind of spice to his life.
My top picks:
@marley-yao
@lilyofthegoth
@marykatehood
@eveningstardubois
@ellecharming
@haverlyarendelle
@jessgibbs
@xevie-grimhildex
@andreatriton
Jordan Jinn
Freddie Facilier
@aryapendragon
@ganiambrosius
Excuse you, best friends donāt kiss on Christmas! Thatās reserved for lovers.Ā
Isnāt falling in love with your best friend like the dream, Marls? Cāmon you could do a lot worse than Li. Anddd if you two are busy macking, he wonāt have as much time to be disappointed in me. Which he apparently still does with Summer, which means heās not preoccupied enough and vis-a-vis not happy enough.
text ā ponnie
Lonnie: š²š²š²
Lonnie: You wouldn't dare!
Lonnie: š”š”š”
Lonnie: It's so on!
Ping: š š»š š»š š» YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!
Ping: You must have me confused with someone else, because I've never met a dare I didn't like!
Ping: It's on like Donkey Kong! Who coincidentally is my fav Smash character. š
If you could choose to have your life be like any holiday movie, which one would it be and why?
My movie would definitely be The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Santaās in it, and I think it would be awesomeĀ if a giant lion chose me to go on an adventure to unfreeze statues and stop witches with bad taste in desserts.Ā
Man, why didnāt I think of this? The Chronicles of Narnia is such a trippy series. Falling through a wardrobe for Christmas sounds like a blast.
š + who are the most fun people in Auradon?
@li-lonnieā, @marley-yaoā, @icemasterbentsā, @novafitzherbertā, @haverlyarendelleā, @ganiambrosiusā, @andreatritonā, @aryapendragonā, @jessgibbsā, @arilikiā, @ellecharmingā, @djcygnetā, @therealgillegumeā, and @adriane-facilierā.
And @lishangjr when heās not judging me.
Actually Iām super boring but thanks for the name drop.
Iāve yet to see one grain of truth to that, Ari. Whatās boring about you? Do you have a closet knitting addiction? Are you just dying to settle down and have three hundred babies? Are you secretly an agoraphobic old lady? Because I think youāre pretty awesome and just eating some humble pie to make Li feel better about his bad egg.
Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.
Oh man, Iām going to get in trouble for this. Donāt get me wrong @sumskellingtwin seems nice and all, but @lishangjr needs someone to help loosen up a little bit more and she seems a little bit tooā¦responsible and normal to bring that kind of spice to his life.
My top picks:
@marley-yao
@lilyofthegoth
@marykatehood
@eveningstardubois
@ellecharming
@haverlyarendelle
@jessgibbs
@xevie-grimhildex
@andreatriton
Jordan Jinn
Freddie Facilier
@aryapendragon
@ganiambrosius
Itās like youāre actively trying to make me upset with you. Well, congrats, you succeeded. I hope you feel proud of yourself.
Iām not, I just exist and it happens, Junior. Iām sorry youāre mad but Iām not sorry for what I said. I know youāre all heart-eyes about Summer right now, but I canāt see it lasting beyond winter.
Emmett, Ping, Li
Fuck: @emmettvardaros, Not actually anyway since heās taken.
Marry: @lishangjr, out of the options Iām given, Liās most husband material. Plus weāre best friends for life anyway.
Kill: @pingyenotlingye, Sorry, cousin.
Send me 3 names and Iāll tell you who Iād marry, fuck and kill
Whyyyyyy do people have so much trouble remembering weāre related? Itās so grossssssss.
