Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer.
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws arenât hard to find either, so while thereâs minimal effort involved here, weavile isnât really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult PokĂ©mon in ANY of the gamesâif not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a PokĂ©mon would turn up on the tree. Several of the PokĂ©mon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldnât change the DS systemâs time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counterâso you HAD to wait six hours for a PokĂ©mon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the treeâs location, and tree could summon any of the âhoney tree PokĂ©monâŠâ
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guessâbecause the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your gameâs data and then doing some weird complicated math.
Thatâs not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isnât done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry.
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate.
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100.
So to recapâ4/21 honey trees (and you donât know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. Thatâs it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find PokĂ©mon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
Munchlax is pretty hot⊠Try again.
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