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Pink, french, queer and tired as fuck

• He/they • not a man, not a woman •

Minors beware, i sometimes reblog untagged sexy stuff i guess

I'm also @pinkou-loulou

Art tag : #pink.jpg

My face : #pink.face

Talking tag : #pink.txt

OC tag : #pink.exe

Current Worms in my head : Project Hail Mary

Worms that are dear to me : OFF game, Lupin III, Hollow Knight, Pokemon (especially X-Y, Submas & Guzma lore), Phantom of the Paradise, robophilia

#pinned post

japanese-plants

Kimono and yukata pieces with pomegranate design

mafaldinablabla

@tanuki-kimono for your interest!!

tanuki-kimono

Thank you @mafaldinablabla for the signal <3 Zakuro (pomegranate) fruit is not often found on kimono items (they are mostly a symbol used in Buddhism, for example for the goddess of children Kishimojin) but those here are so pretty!

I am in love with the light blue obi designed by WA.KKA. I mean just look at this beauty:

foone

I was looking at sex toys on aliexpress (like you do) and it suggested I get a 45cm (17″) Black Tourmaline Hexagonal Obelisk. I don’t think that’s a good idea

foone

FINALLY, WE CAN TENTACLIZE THE CLOUDS THEMSELVES!

foone

and now I found the “realistic torture/execution devices for dolls” section.

foone

aliexpress is seriously the best place to look at sex toys because they can’t show nudity so they have to finding other ways to show off the use of the toys.

This results in a LOT of abused food, which is always hilarious.

foone

that’s not what I was searching for and frankly at this point I can’t really remember what I was searching for

foone

oh baby, slide into my chrysanthemum for some novel gameplay!

foone

one of my favorite things is when they decide to give you the whole hard sell.

instead of just being like “hey this is a good sex toy”, they instead try to explain why you’d even need a sex toy, from first principles. and that principle is usually “your boyfriend/husband sucks”. or doesn’t, I guess.

they always end up looking like a r/wheredidthesodago commercial for lesbianism

foone

so the sound of this sex toy is between a flower and a clock!

wait, a flower? do… do flowers make sounds?

foone

I’ve posted about the Hammer Sex Toy before, but it turns out it’s not alone. There’s also…

THE WRENCH!

foone

now that is a fucking slogan

foone

one of my favorite things is that when they’re showing off that sex toys have a bluetooth+internet thing so people can control them remotely, they always show a world map and two points labeled with city names and they’re ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR THE ACTUAL CITIES.

foone

sex toy or vulcan starship?

foone

OH MEHR SPIELMÖGLICHKEITEN!

foone

this will give you the biggest orgasm of your life, but your mother will die. Oh well, there’s other parents.

foone

In the quiet night all you can hear is your rapid breathing

foone

found another tool! it’s scissors this time.

I’m not sure anyone of any gender really wants scissors near their genitals, so this may not be the best design

foone

sometimes all I can say is “what”

foone

is this vaporwave?

foone

I don’t think that’s how that works

foone

your strawberries will never be safe

foone

finally, the first robot that can eat a flan!

foone

another fun trope in aliexpress sex toys: just listing off all the rooms of your house you could use it in!

(Unlike all those terrible dildos that don’t work in the living room or kitchen)

foone

finally the first sex toy designed specifically for wizards!

#last one is lowkey cute lmao ?

normal-horoscopes

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

theslowesthnery

ohhhhhh my godddddd

outsidewolves

koko2unite

please break the industry and make every game have mandatory bulge

fangshazzard

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

supersonicslacker

cryinganabell

I hate anatomy

#wait that's crazy design #i didn't understand it right way but when i got it i was 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

dubiousdisco

wiionme

segamascott

to make it more lynchian can't you read

Doodle of Ceto

#SO MICKA AND I #BOTH WAY

aromanticaardvark

[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]

heartless-aro

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

nillthirteen

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

earhartsease

being aro in this society is definitely aard vark

terracotta7

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.